MCU + Asgard React to ONLY Loki [Canon/Fanon]

💚Agent of Asgard [Canon](Part One)💚

"So, it's basically like Sakaar?" Fandral pondered. Loki nodded. 

Some of the Asgardians blanched at the thought of the garbage planet Sakaar. 

Thor remained confused. What was Sakaar? He shared the same expression as the rest of the room. 

'Alright, 'nother explanation. OG Loki went back in time to when Odin was about a teenager and in Cul Borson's place, killed Andvari, blah blah, Sigurd slays the dragon Fafnir, andddd now we're here.'

"Impossible," Odin cursed underneath his breath. Frigga side-eyed him. 

'Very much possible since there's evidence that this happened. Moving on.'

"Hm. All these seem so serious. Isn't Loki supposed to be some party animal?"

Loki gasped. "I can assure you, young MJ, I am very much a party animal."

'Ah, fine. Let's roll the pics and clips, y'know, whatever. I got some videos first.'

'Just when I realize you've been shutting me out-'

Loki's silhouette is shown standing in a doorway, dripping wet. They entered their bathroom, staring at themselves deeply in the mirror.

"Been there, done that. I hate it when it gets all rainy. Ruins the uh..." Peter paused, remembering the civilians and the people who didn't quite know his identity in the room. "Ruins the um, red color on my spandex. For some reason. Rain water, y'know?"

The Avengers sighed. 

Shadows of OG Loki and Kid Loki screaming appeared in the mirror, startling Loki.

"Yo, what the fuck-" 'Shh, shh, keep watching please.'

Another picture flash and Loki is shown in Thor-esque armor, wielding Mjolnir as a giant cloud of Kid Loki moved towards them, as if trying to swallow them whole.

"Is that... it can't be!" Thor said. "Loki was never worthy of Mjolnir, I-"

"Hush now, Thor," Loki glared, silencing her brother-not-brother. "I was worthy."

'-I start to reach for the sky and nothing's falling down-'

Loki has shifted into a unicorn, galloping away as if it was nothing. 

"Ooh, I guess that's more Octo-horse lore..." Tony snickered. Sleipnir sighed.

Loki is seen facing off against the Avengers as the lyrics played off as:

'-Ohhh~ everybody knows, how the story goes-'

The shot switches to Asgard, where Thor stands behind a kneeling Loki, who appeared to have been pleading with the people. He wears nothing but leather black pants, a torn ripped cloak of scarlet, and his metal arm.

Thor nearly choked. "W-what has happened to my arm?" 

"Oh dear, my son..." Frigga gasped, putting a hand to her lips in shock. Tyr and the rest of the Asgardians looked at Thor and then at the screen in terror. Was their prince going to lose his arm? 

Fenrir smirked. "Wonder how he could of lost it. I sure as Hel know he didn't lose from me." Hela sighed. "I do wonder. Eh, well it's not like he has the balls to do so anyways."

"At least we're matching," Bucky tried to liven up the room. A couple people snorted.

Thor moves to strike Loki, sending them soaring to the dirt road on their side. The tip on one of his horns had been smashed clean off from the impact. 

'-these fairytales have been lying to me-'

The Warriors Three and the rest of the Asgardian civilians stand behind the kneeling, crying Loki, all staring at them with disappointment or disgust. 

"W-what? I would never..." Fandral whispered under his breath.

"Did Thor leave or something? I'm seriously confused here," Clint said. 

"Oh, Loptr," Laufey sighed, staring at his daughter sadly. Those damn Asgardians. 

'-everytime I try, you just run and hide-'

A female Loki with shaggy cropped hair, a missing tooth, and bare feet stood with a tattooed redhead in the midst of an einherjar battle. 

"Ah. Verity Willis. S.H.I.E.L.D's latest coffee runner and interrogator."

Loki turned towards Fury. "You've heard of my friend, Verity?"

Nick Fury snorted. "I heard of her, therefore I hired her." 

"Isn't she a civilian? I thought you didn't run that way, Nicholas," Tony teased. 

The male Loki returns, this time with shorter, cropped hair, the same missing tooth and outfit, watching as the OG Loki sprinted away from him in a mysterious white void.

OG Loki appears to have had his face removed as the younger teen Loki is shown crying and pouting in OG Loki's body. 

"Wait, what? What's going on here? Loki, what is all of this?" 

"Shh, shh, secrets, Thor, secrets." 

Shaggy Loki kissed OG Loki's forehead to comfort him. 

"Aw... but also aww, as in that's kind of messed up how he has to comfort himself."

"Eh, I'm used to it," Loki said, passing Fandral her glass of wine. 

Laufey and Farbauti sighed. "Again, with the wine? We talked about this."

'Now I'm finally feeling free-hee-'

Loki stands before Yggdrasil, spreading his arms across the realms.

"Impossible..." 

"How is he doing that?" 

"Magic, I tell you," Loki said, smirking. On her wrist, the blue 'bead' dingled with light for only about a second. Her smirk grew as she hid it under her sleeve. 

(t.b.c)

I KNOW KID LOKI AND THE OTHER LOKIS HAVENT BEEN INTRODUCED YET AND I KNOW THAT THIS CHAPTER IS MESS BECAUSE THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ANOTHER CHAPTER THAT COMES BEFORE THIS BUT I GOT LAZY AND WORKED ON THIS SOOOO I'LL FINISH THIS AND THEN WORK ON PART TWO AND UM I JUST WANTED TO POST SOMETHING FOR ONCE SO HERE

I'LL ANSWER QUESTIONS HERE!! 

KK BYE NOW~