MCU + Asgard React to ONLY Loki [Canon/Fanon]

💚Agent of Asgard [Canon](Part One)💚

The Warriors Three laughed. "Why we used to play such things in Asgard in our youth! Except," Volstagg reached over to grab the golden sphere one of his children had left on the floor, "We used these! Spheres, we called them. They can shape into Asgardian skiffs for imaginary play, normal spheres to kick around, and, they can shrink."

"I recall giving Fandral a black eye," Hogun snorted. "The dull idiot couldn't see through his ridiculously long hair."

"Yes, you try having a decent pair of clippers while living in poverty," Fandral retorted.

'Enough. Let's move onto a different Loki moment from AOA.'

"YOOOOO THAT ROCKET LAUNCHER IS DOPE! HOW DID HE PULL IT OUT OF HIS BAG LIKE THAT? AND WHY DOES HE LOOK SO... EH?!" 

'That is the original Loki. A.k.a, the Loki sitting with you all now. The world has been reborn multiple times, yet the original Loki has survived each Ragnarok - once he even stole Sif's assigned reborn body, going off on her own as a woman.'

"That scamp did WHAT?!" Sif snarled. Thor's glare shot towards Loki. 

"What is everyone looking at me for? I don't need Sif's body. I got one of my own," Loki flourished her hands over her curves on her new form. Her clothing shifted to something casual yet stylish - a black form-fitting dress with a large white cardigan with gold stitching.

Sif crossed her arms, snarling: "Then why does that old man need mine?"

Loki shrugged. "1), pronouns are now she/her, 2) I don't know, Sif. Perhaps the world just needed a little less... mm... you." She pointed at Sif with her manicured nails, painted in a rich inky black. The Asgardians stared oddly at Sif as her face turned into a new shade of red. Or was it purple?

'Ahem. As I was saying, this is Loki going against the dwarf-turned-fish named-'

"Andvari. I am aware. Although I am surprised to see Loki with him, as it was my own brother that had slew Andvari many centuries ago. What is going on here?!" Odin squinted towards the ceiling, anticipating an answer. 

"Um, I don't know, maybe Loki just got tired of waiting for something to bite her line and like, blew up the damn fish? Is Andvari like, a salmon or a tuna?" Pietro said. 

"Or perhaps a pickled herring?" Wanda added. The two twins shivered in memory of a certain Halloween, maybe about two years after their parents deaths. 

"My question is how that bag works," Tony said. "Because I want one."

Loki laughed as she brought her hand up to reveal an invisible vortex flowing from her fingers. "Stark, you simply cannot buy one. At least, you can... but there's certain rules to it. Number one, you're mortal. That's all for rules. Now, the bag is merely just an illusion of this - my own personal dimension meant for throwing all of my important things into."