Link: AAAAAAAAAAAA-
Revali: Geez stop yelling into my ears!
Daruk: You don't have ears!
Revali: Yes I do u can't see them now SHUT UP!
Urbosa: to who?
Revali: BOTH TO LINK AND DARUK
Mipha: OMG LINK WHAT HAPPENED
Link: ZELDA
Zelda: I what?
Link: CUT
Zelda: Cut what?
Link: DA
Zelda: Can you please just say what I cut
Link: WIFI CABLE
Zelda: Oooh.... sry
Link: NO HOW DID U DO IT UR FIGHTING GANON LIKE RIGHT NOW!
(silence)
Urbosa: When I come to think of it, that's weird.
Revali: Zelda, are u reeeeeeaaaaallllllyy fighting Ganon?
Zelda: YES I AM!
Daruk: If I could just get out of Rudania, I would of just find out.
Link: U guys are spirits I remember.
Zelda: I AM FIGHTING GANON RIGHT NOW JUST SHUT UP PLS
(King Rhoam joined da chat)
King Rhoam: Champions and my daughter!
(Revali deleted chat history)
King Rhoam: uh
Link: NOTHING REALLY
King Rhoam: Sadly, I died in the calamity. Just like the champions, (except for Link) I have become a spirit.
Revali mind: (Yaaaaaaay!)
Urbosa mind: (he was very bossy and cold anyways)
Daruk: (FINALLY I'M FREE)
Mipha: (Now I won't have to hear father get drunk with him!)
Link: ( T H A N K G O D )
Zelda: NO DAAAAAD
King Rhoam: I know, I know... But I just have one request. ONE REQUEST
Link: And... what is it?
King Rhoam: It is to defeat Ganon Link, and for the rest of the champions, I want you to assist him fighting after he defeats all of the blight Ganons.
Revali: noooooooooooooooooooo
Urbosa: And?
King Rhoam: As much as disappointing as it sounds, we spirits will have to go to the after life in Hyrule. Link has to assist Zelda alone to make this place great to live in!
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOO
Link: DEFINETELY NO
Revali: FIRST I HAVE TO ASSIST, THEN I REALLY DIE!?
Urbosa: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Daruk: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING KING
Mipha: I AM A ZORA PRINCESS KING
King Rhoam: wut
Link: THIS IS TREASON! WE ARE STRONGER THAN HIM
Revali: LET'S KICK HIM OUT!
King Rhoam: H- HOW DARE YOU TO TALK TO THE KING LIKE THAT! Y-YOU GUYS DON'T DESERVE TO BE A-
(King Rhoam was permanently banned from this chat)
Mipha: WOO WE DID IT!
Zelda: WE SHOULD START A PARTY!
Daruk: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Urbosa: nobel pursuits?
Link: yesh
10 sec later (ah yes the classic)
RA VI O LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: SKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
URRr BOOOOOZZAA: WPIO$ YOWEIPYRWEPI
MOR p hAAAAAAAA :Whe EEEEEEEEEEEE
LU nK : HYA A AAA aa aAAAAAA
Zoe LE HDAAAAA: WH a H ow D IEPW RHHWORF
D A AAAAR U UU U K ENJRF: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Everything exploded lol)
(sry if this was too short) :(
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