Oneshots

Prank Wars 3, 4, 5......

"I love you!" I yelled

"Fuck you!" She yelled back and I heard the front door slam shut

Well then...

~☆~☆~☆~Beyoncè~☆~☆~☆~

Y/N's POV

I walked into the kicthen where Beyoncè was.

She was making us some smoothie since it's the only thing she can make

Blue and the twins were with mama Tina because this week is Bey's and I wedding anniversary

I've been happily married to her for three years now and honestly I never get tired of waking up to her snoring in my ear.

Though it can be a bit annoying

We haven't been having enough time together since the twins were born so we are both grateful for the week off. I can't believe my babies are almost one

I want more kids but Bey said and I quote 'I'm not popping out anymore of your big headed kids'

I decided to do a quick prank on her. So we've been going to the gym since Beyoncè wants to get rid of her baby fat and I also got a lil gut I want to get rid of so we decided to go together

Anyway today this new girl joined and Bey and her clicked instantly so this is what I'm gonna do...

"Bae, did you give that new girl at the gym my number?" I asked her leaning against the refrigerator feigning comfusion

"No. Why would I do that?" She asked glancing over at me before looking back at the blender

"Really, so how'd she text me?" I asked and she stopped the blender

"She texted you?" She asked leaning against the counter and resting her hands on it

"Yeah she asked me if I was free and if we could go out sometime" I continued

"Stop playing with me" she said not believing me and went to grab our smoothie cups before pouring the mix into each cup

"I'm not playing" I lied but a smile made its way to my face

'Damn it I can't ever prank her cause I'm always laughing' I thought and internally face palmed

"Then why are you smiling?" She asked and slid my cup over to me

"Cau-" she cut me off

"Stop smiling cause I'm this close to wiping that smile off your fucking face" she said and I instantly stopped but smirked

"Y/N" she said in a warning tone

I walked over to her and smacked her ass before leaning in to kiss me but I was met with a smack on my cheek

"Now that's something to smile about" she smirked and grabbed her cup and walked away

As usual I watched her leave as I stared in awe at her ass

~☆~☆~☆Yung Miami~☆~☆~☆~

Y/N's POV

Its movie night for my baby and I so I'm gonna mess with her real quick

"Hey Caresha, you started the movie without me?" I asked walking into the living room

I sat beside her while I dipped my hand into the bowl of pop corn she just took out of the microwave

I could feel her looking at me as I glued my eyes to ths screen and I was right when I turned to look over at her.

She looked at me shocked before she reached for the remote and paused the movie