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by Parulover

by Parulover

HI, this is random shit I wanna do, SO ENJOYY

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Take 1:

Dream: TOMMY, I'm going to kill you and tubbo if you don't follow me

Tommy: ...

Tubbo: ...

*both start laughing*

Dream: WHY TF ARE YOU BOTH LAUGHING

Tommy: You think we are afraid of death?

Dream: Well duh, who isn't?

Tubbo: Hey, green bitch we came here expecting to die so go ahead and kill us.

Dream: In his mind- *ACTUAL CONCERN*

Take 2:

Techno: Tommy, what are you doing here? are you ok?

Tommy: Am I ever?

Techno: True, but actually why are you here?

Tommy: Well, uhh- you see I kind of almost committed suicide but saved myself so I'm here seeking help and shelter cause I'm gonna fucking die out there with that Teletubby ass bitch-.

Techno: whoa whoa, slow your roll bud, you want help, from me?

Tommy: Well duh, you deaf or some shit?

Techno: Ok, come in

Tommy: *in his mind* FUCK YEAHHH

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Rain's note:

I'm tired as fuck writing this so excuse me, ANYWAY

Hope you enjoyed this,

BE GAY, DO ARSON, COMMIT MILD FORMS OF DRUG USE

byeee