Yin: *Is still asleep*
J: HOW DID THAT NOT WAKE HER UP!! * A N G E R Y *
Lucky: J, NO
J: J, YES!! *evil smile*
Shadow: RUUUUUN!!! *opens portal to shadow realm*
Blue: DIBS ON FIRST!! *Jumps in*
Swift: NO FAIR!! *speedruns in*
Ninja: *ninjas in*
Storm: (Wojira) *flies in*
Almost everyone else: *jumps in*
Shadow: *checks if everyone is in* HURRY UP KAME AND BOMB!!
Kame: *is moving slowly* NOT MY FAULT I'M A TURTLE!!
Bomb: *picks up Kame* I WAS AT THE STORE!! *Throws Kame in, Pushes shadow in, and then jumps in while blowing the portal behind him so that the only clan members there are J and Yin.*
Rowan: *helps him blow the portal*
J: *manages to get in the portal* Thanks guys!! *remotely starts blasting Tricky's second song at 9,001% Volume in the Treehouse* If this doesn't wake up Yin, IDK What will?
Shadow: WAIT. MY POWERS DON'T WORK IN THE SHADOW REALM!!
J: *tries to set his hand on fire with his pyrokinesis* No luck either. We're stuck here.
Yin: *Opens portal with Portal Machine*
J: Oh hey Yi-
Yin: *starts beating him up* "IKAW NA MALIIT NA GAGO, VINISING MO AKO AT SI LUNA AT ANO, GUSTO MO BA MAWALA AMG EARDRUMS KO?! PATAY KANG BATA KA DAHIL SA LINTIK NA PRANK MO!
J: *while getting beat up* MEMES, TRANSLATE PWEASE.
J's robot that he can transfer his conscious into, Memes: Affirmative. *translates*
J: WAIT I WOKE UP LUNA!?
Yin: *nods*
Luna: *Looks pretty messed up and on the verge of tears*
J: WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOONE!? *yeets self into Volcano but doesn't die* STUPID FIRE IMMUNITY!! *Inhales Lava and dies*
Yin: Luna, is that good enough for you?
Luna: *lip reads and nods tearfully*
Yin: Ok then.
Lucky: ........1, someone get Yin and Luna to the medical bay. 2, Rowan and Bomb, get J out of that volcano so we can revive him.
The bomb duo: Is it because we're also fireproof?
Lucky: Yes.
Bomb Duo: Got it boss. *uses explosions to get to the volcano*
Lucky: and 3, WHY IS THERE A VOLCANO!?
Storm: Oh, it's been slowly developing it's shape for the past 3 months or so.
Lucky:..........*looks to the rest of the council* Did you girls know that the really cheap treehouse we bought that could fit the entire clan and everyone else to come was NEXT TO A FAULT LINE!?
The rest of the group: *shakes heads no*
Lucky: Huh. Must've been why it was cheap.
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Cozy Clan Family Dynamic Drabble.
HumorJust some rando one shots. "wE hAvE nO iDeA sO dOn't aSk!" Also, each one will be a meme with a twist.
