The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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sister❤️
HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON OUR BOYFRIEND AZRIEL

lion bitch🦁❤️
OUR BOYFRIEND!?
OUR!?
LILY
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

angel🥺❤️
brb
gonna go cry in a corner before i come over

blondie👯‍♀️
HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON PRONGS
IS HE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
IS HE NOT MAN ENOUGH
TELL ME AZRIEL BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR THROAT

you see with what we have to deal with?

playboy🙄🐍
...

IS MY BROTHER NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
YOU FUCKING HOE
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU TWO KIDS
WE ALL WERE
NOW ALL I HAVE LEFT IS WOLFSTAR
MOONY
DO SOMETHING
MY HEART BROKE

my moony🌙❤️
this is why i don't let you drink before 8 pm

WELL TOO FUCKING LATE
i just had one glass of wine
stfu

baby black🥺🖤
jade refused to give me some

lion bitch🦁❤️
you are literally sixteen

baby black🥺🖤
that didn't stop you from giving me a blunt and a beer at the parties
mind you
i was barely fifteen

JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
YOU
DID
WHAT

wormy🐭✨
and i believe this is the part where prongs hides in his room until vixen goes back to egypt

puppy🐕🖤
i'm-
oh god
i just saw a knife fly
i think i'll stay outside
frostbite?
we don't know her

playboy🙄🐍
someone hide the knives before she kills my boyfriend

anka🌹
AND HE ADMITS IT
YESSSSSSSS

oi speckles
heard you was single👀

sister❤️
i guess i am since i can't trust anyone anymore
i don't believe in love anymore
what about it?

want me to slytherin?😌

puppy🐕🖤
AND IVE BEEN OFFENDED AS A LADY
I AM LITERALLY YOUR HUSBAND

so?
you let me have a mistress
why can't i have another?

puppy🐕🖤
BECAUSE ONE IS ENOUGH

blondie👯‍♀️
silly puppy
you can never have too many mistresses
vixen is my mistress

moony is mine

lion bitch🦁❤️
you're my mistress pads

puppy🐕🖤
i refuse to be second best
I REFUSE

angel🥺❤️
anyways...
azriel
how was that date

playboy🙄🐍
eh
6/10
attention seeker
i asked "how are you today"
not how your brother's girlfriend's aunt's sister is getting a cat

blondie👯‍♀️
is it that egyptian guy you've been flirting with ever since we got to cairo?👀

playboy🙄🐍
no
turned out he has a girlfriend and was just curious
and i'm not helping out like that
i'm no appetizer
i'm the main course😌
you two remember zahra right?