The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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puppy🐕🖤

SNUFFLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SNUFFLEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
🥺

you called?

wru?

sinistra asked me to tutor some fifth years for owls
sorry babygirl

ughhhhhh
i'm bored

shouldn't you be studying?

already finished this week's homework
next week's reading
and the study notes

wait
what test do we have next week?

arithmancy

SHIT
I HAVENT STUDIED

ik
that's why i did the study notes
you're welcome

thank you, sunshine
i owe you
dinner tomorrow?

i wish i could
i have an alchemy test and i haven't studied for shit because i've been doing the arithmancy notes and helping reg with his mountains of homework

i can help you study if you want

you're not taking alchemy, baby

ik that
but
you can explain to me the study guide you made
and if i understand whatever it is you explained to me
then you dominate the material and you'll ace the test

you'd do that?🥺

of course, sunshine!
i want you to ace that test
in fact
i want you to be the best in that class since you're already the brightest witch in hogwarts

i'm not the brightest witch, snuffles
i just have good memory

no?
then who mastered wandless magic at 14?
who casted her very first patronus in her second try at 14?
who tutors everyone in every year and still gets top marks?
because it sure as hell wasn't me
it was all you, sunshine
so yeah
you're a smart witch

god i love you🥺

i love you more sunshine
now sadly ig2g
these fucking dumbasses don't know what an alpha star is
i'm gonna throw hands istg

not everyone is knowledgeable in astronomy snuffles

not everyone can be
they're dumbasses

may i remind you that you forgot the levitating spell because you were neck deep trying to learn all the runes before the practice essay
and you forgot the three uses for mandrake leaves
WHEN YOU DID ONE OF THEM FOR SUNNY AND MOONY
so yea
dumbass

and you didn't?

no
because according to bam bam
i'm built different
now scram
you have to tutor
and i'm gonna control the idiot i call brother

good luck💀

same to you

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lion bitch🦁❤️
can someone explain to me what's poisonous?