The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🐍minnie's children🦁

we should do something

wormy🐭✨
i am literally setting bombs in the divination hall rn with your brother
what more could you want woman?

not that dumbass

my moony🌙❤️
like what then?

GIFTS

lion bitch🦁❤️
and we make them explode? 🤠

puppy🐕🖤
can you for once think of not making something explode?

lion bitch🦁❤️
no

do you really want to make a puppy explode?
that's just wrong on so many levels

puppy🐕🖤
why tf we're getting a puppy?
i'm legit right here

dumbass
not for us
for hagrid

my moony🌙❤️
hagrid with a puppy
a puppy with a puppy
i'd love to see that
we should definitely get him one

wormy🐭✨
how tf are we going to get a dog in here?
padfoot's fleas are bad enough

puppy🐕🖤
I DO NOT HAVE FLEAS

remember the time you rolled around in the grass and got fleas?
and lily and i had to give you a flea bath?

puppy🐕🖤
we don't talk about the flea bath...
that was practically boiling water
i almost got a second degree burn from that

hot water repels fleas dumbass

puppy🐕🖤
still
i hated it

stop whining
i know someone who can help us smuggle a puppy into hogwarts without umbitch noticing

wormy🐭✨
is that person zabini?

maybe...

lion bitch🦁❤️
he's not coming to your wedding

he is
already gave him the invitation

puppy🐕🖤
ffs
WHY

because
he's the decorator
speckles already gave him the role

my moony🌙❤️
are we sure he's straight?

pan actually
he's zabini
sexual preferences don't apply to him
if it breathes
he's attracted

puppy🐕🖤
he's staying away from me from now on

don't be a baby
you're bi
you have no say

puppy🐕🖤
huh?

lion bitch🦁❤️
dude
it's soooo noticeable that you're bi
istg🙄

sunny and i were actually betting that you would leave me for moony

my moony🌙❤️
YOU TWO WHAT

hush
corvus calls it
✨wolfstar✨

my moony🌙❤️
i hate all of you rn