chapter 1

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Y/n took in hi-her features as she saw what had happened to her precious robes.

Y/n: "This is unfair, unacceptable!" Y/n yells out as she is distraught by the facts that 1

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Y/n: "This is unfair, unacceptable!" Y/n yells out as she is distraught by the facts that 1. She's female now, and 2. Her cool robes have been defiled.

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Meanwhile in a fort in the sky

Kotori, Shido and the rest of the organization looked at the footage of a new spirit that had wiped the floor with origami and her comrades with little destruction needed.

Kotori: Welp... you know the drill, go date her and seal her.

Shido reluctantly sighs as he gets ready to leave.

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Back with Y/n

Y/n: "This is completely bull! I can't believe that this is my life now!" She yells to herself as she gets attacked for no reason, and finds out that she is a girl now.

Y/n: 'Now I'll have to worry about being sexually harrassed and... What even is my sexuality now anyway? God I don't even want to think about that any further!' She shakes that out of her mind as she walks around the empty streets.

[King Crimson!]

After getting harassed by those girls in battle suits it can be safe to say that Y/n still likes girls... at least in her conscious mind.

She weaved into an alleyway to take a breather. She started thinking about how fucked she is because she'll eventually tire out. She kept on getting cynical and mentally description on how she'll exactly die until she heard a male voice speak out.

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Shido: "Are you okay?" Shido had finally come across the spirit that has currently been named 'Magician' due to her curb stomping the elimination teams with magic. He was seeing her sitting in an alleyway muttering about how she was going to die.

The Magician suddenly jumped up in surprise and then fear as her hands suddenly pulsed with a light and disappear into thin air.

Kotori: Shido you fool! You scared her off!

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Y/n POV

Oh god that was horrifying... okay... it's just some random guy, not someone who was going to attack me.

I watch for a bit as I watch this blue haired guy suddenly grow distressed.

Blue boi: "I'm sorry, please come back!"

Damn... kinda feel bad for him if he's this desperate for someone. Poor, poor SIMP... or is he a harem protag?

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Shido (Aka blue boi), 3rd POV

Kotori was yelling at Shido's ear until she suddenly quieted down.

Kotori: "Wait, why is that still online? Shouldn't it go away when they leave our world? That means... Shido! Magician us still in the area, she must be invisible or something!"

Shido suddenly started apologizing to Magician, hoping that she'd reveal herself to him.

Magician: "Screw off you blue haired dumbass."

Kotori: "Well her affection hasn't gone down... so keep going"

Shido: "Can you please show yourself, I'm not going to hurt you."

Magician: "...Promises don't mean anything. Either you drop it and speak to me like this or you can leave."

Shido sighed as he decided to drop it.

Shido: "So why are you out here anyway?" Shido says, ignoring the 'suggestions' given to him.

Magician: "Well I'm being constantly attacked for no reason by random women in questionable attire and I want to take a break from it. Like what have I done to be attacked like I'm some villain?"

Shido paused for a moment before replying "Nothing that's in your control."

Magician: "Hmm, makes sense... Hey, is the people I've harmed okay?"

Shido: "Mostly."

Magician: "Good..." Magician had forgotten that her invisibility had a duration and reappeared leaning on the wall. "Crap... well..." She turned her face towards Shido with a blank face and said "What going to happen now Blue boi?"

(A combination of laziness and ignorance has created my non-existent plan and crap I have here.)

(Author out)

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