"S-s-s-s--s-s-ss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sonic-kun OWO" Monocuma said.
"N-nyah~ M-m-m-m-m-monokuma-san. Your bulgy wulgy is so big" Sonic cried.
"OMG H-H-HH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-HOT" monokuma says
He also says "Bbg wanna be my discord kitten *WINK*"
Sonic looked at monokuma cutely
"Only if you get me t-t-t-that ps5 and nitro I want owo"
"Okay bbg wanna go kill people now UWU" Monocuma tells sonc
Sonic put on the pink frilly dress that monokuma had laid out for him the night before "h-h-h-h-h-hhows this m-m-m-aa-master?"
"Omg sonic wony you look so hot in that" *MOANS*
SANS WALKS IN THE ROOM
"What is going on here?????!?!??!??!!??!/1/11//1" Sans yelled.
MONOKUMA TOOK OUT THE CAT EARS HE HAD
SONIC GASPED LOOKING AT WHAT MONOCUMA WAS HOLDING
Sans wanted to die, which at this point, was a common occurrence
"GET OUT OF HERE STUPID SKELETON SONIC IS MINE!!!!!!" Monokuma yelled, mouth frothing
"M-m-m-m-m--m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-monokuma san what are you doing?????" sonic asked
"Ssshhhhhhh, it's alright baby girl."
Sonic becomes an anime waifu
Monokuma stares in shock. This might be the best discord kitten he ever had
"MMMMMM MY LONGJOHN IS ROCK HARD" MONOKUMA SCREAMED WITHOUT THE S
"OMG M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M--M-MONOKUMA CHAN YOUR COCKADOODLEDOO, ITS ITS... ITS SO BIG"
*INSERT HOT SCENE*
After that sans disappeared out of existence
Monomi walked in
"What the fuck"
"ARE YOU FEELING THE DESPAIR NOW" monocuma yelled at her
Monomi ran away crying cutely
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mn-m-m-m-m-m-monokuma sama i think I might be pregnart" sonic told monokuma
"W....WHAT?! NO....THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! I SPECIFICALLY HAD A TRIPLE XL CONDOM FOR MY MAGNUM DONG."
"MONOKUMA THIS IS A FANFICTION SO I HAVE TO BE PREGNANT OWO" sonic yelled
"Well, im not paying for the kid." monokrumb said
"B-B-BUT CUMMY! YOU HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT!!" Sonic cried
Monocumba still said no. There was no way of convicncing this stupid demon bear thing. Sonic decided to go to the almighty god, aka MAX THE CAT.
"Appaah jdgfjd osjdhf bark (What do you want)"
"MAX PKEASE I NEED MONOKUMA TO PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT HELP ME" sonic pkleaded
"Apjhs sbark abrk (why should I help you)"
"LOOK MAX I PRAY TO YOU AND GIVE YOU SACRIFICES TOO"
"Bark (k)"
"TANK YOU ALL MIGHTY MAX"
"Bark bark (shut up)"
SANIC RAN SUPER FAST TO THEIR HOME AND HE SAW MONOKUMA AND ASKED HIM............
(TO BE CONTINUED)
