Wrong Number, Spidey!

Chapter 4

A/N I'm not responsible for neither Tony's nor Peter's music choices. I'm not an expert on all the older bands, so just go with it. And Peter's a chaotic and oblivious lil bean. The fic may be a bit slow but bear with me, I have a lot of plans.

9.30 am on Thursday, 10 March 2016

Peter:

GOOD MORNING NED!!!

ned

ned

ned

Mr Scrooge:

Kid, why are you texting at this ungodly hour?!

Peter:

I ACED MY SPANISH TEST!!!

also 9.30am is not an ungodly hour

that would be 3am

when demons run around

and the devil walks

Mr Scrooge:

You've been watching too many horror movies kid.

Also, hasn't anybody taught you about stranger danger?

Peter:

pfft

your not a stranger

ur ned

my best friend

y would i be worried

Mr Scrooge:

............

I'm not Ned.

Peter:

Liar liar pants on fire

Mr Scrooge:

What?

Peter:

ur nose is longer than a telephone wire

ask me baby, y im sad

u been out all night, know u been bad

Mr Scrooge:

Are those song lyrics??

Peter:

yep

not surprised you haven't heard of it ned

u listen to led zeppelin

me on the other hand listen to whatev i get on youtube

Mr Scrooge:

AC/DC is the best one though.

Peter:

Who ARE YOU and WHAT HAVE you DONE with NED??!!

Mr Scrooge:

I'm a stranger you've been texting for the last few days, and your friend is probably sleeping at home because he's sick.

Peter:

HA!

if u werent ned u wouldnt know he's sick

and also u put around so many firewalls on ur phone

only ned does that

Mr Scrooge: