New Maid's (Demon Slayer Au)

funny moments

Kyojuro
Give it to me straight mui!

Muichiro
You-

Kyojuro
No wait give it to me gay

Muichiro
*snaps finger* GIRL BYE YOU DYING! 🤩

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Tengen
Pull over here there's a poor person I wanna throw my latte at!

Sanami
*pull over with a loud sigh*

Tengen
*looks out the window* one percent represents! * throws it to person closest to him witch turns out to be Shinobu*

Tengen
Drive lucky strike!

Sanemi
God damn it tengen!

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Giyuu
I have no soul have a nice day!

Sanemi
I don't have one either-

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Inosuke
I don't deserve to-

Tanjiro
*appears outta nowhere* listen up you stupid motherf#cker

Inosuke
Wha-

Tanjiro
If you dare talk bad about yourself one more time I'm gonna fight you with all my love and affection!

Inosuke
......
I'm the most ugli-

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Tengen
You shouldn't give me that it's to beautiful!

Kyojuro
That's okay the doctor said I'll get it back in a weak :D

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Giyuu
Where are the others-

Muichiro
*opens door slowly* sorry I'm late I was....doing things

Kyojuro
*slams door open**deep breaths* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE F#CKING STAIRS!

Muichiro
Push is such a strong word I prefer to call it.....giving you a little nudge~

Kyojuro
OH I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YO A##!

Muichiro
HEY WATCH YOUR F#CKING LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF GIYUU

giyuu
Oh for the love of GOD-

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Kyojuro
Did it hurt when you fell?-

Tengen
From what~?
Heaven or in love~

Kyojuro
Dear *sigh* as much as I would LOVE to save your ego....*deep breath* YOU JUST FACEPLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

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Giyuu
Ey bro what do you want from McDonald's?

Muichiro
Nah I'm good man I didn't bring no money

Giyuu
Did I ask you if you bring money

Muichiro
.....

Giyuu
What do you want?

Muichiro
*sniff* Chicken nuggets
Love you~

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Sanemi
Who the f#ck looked at the middle finger and said ay yo this shit kinda offensive-

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Aoi
A treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree here I killed you friend hold him-

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Zenitsu
Yes I have WAP
W= wasted
A= academic
P= potential :D

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Kanao
I truly believe water can solve all of our problems!

Aoi
Yes definitely!

Kanao
You wanna lose weight? Drink water!

Giyuu
Exactly!

Kanao
You wanna have clear skin? Drink water!

Muichiro
Yes!

Kanao
Are you really tired of someone?
D R O W N T H E M

Kyojuro
Ye-OH MY GOD

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Giyuu
How do I ask a boy out?

Muichiro
Roses are red
Viloets are blue
Guess what?
My bed has room for two👍

Tanjiro
OH MY GOD NO!

Kyojuro
twinkle twinkle little star~
We can do it in a car!

Tanjiro
Stop it!

Shinobu
Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merily Merily Merily Merily
I can make you scream~

Giyuu
......

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Muichiro
So my therapist-

Sanemi
Wait you have a therapist🤚

Genya

Kay so who do I need to beat up😃

Muichiro
Neways he told me to write letters to all the people who had ever hurt me and then burn them

Tengen
What's that going to do?

Tanjiro
Yeah I'm confused....

Muichiro
Witch I did do that and it made feel a little better but then what do I do with the letters?

Giyuu
I'm not surprised-

Kyojuro
I can't believe you didn't invite your bestie 😪

Inosuke
Should I be scared?-

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Sorry for the late update and sorry this is not a chapter
But I literally have no Idea what to write for the next chapter
And I'm writing this at 6:00 am I really need to go to sleep bye I hope you have a great day!

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