Fork Tale

Part 1

In the past, in a very far place, there was a girl.

And?

Ahhh... she was eleven years old when a meteor fell on her house and she died. The end.

That's it? It was terrible.

Okay, okay. From the beginning.
Once upon a time, hundreds of years ago, there was an eleven years old girl. She was cute and joyful. Her parents died and she lived in a cave with a bear.

Seriously? You killed her parents? All the writers do that.

Hmm... okay so her parents were alive but she escaped from her house when she was eight. She moved to a big house that... she have got from a fairy.

A fairy?

Yes, a fairy. So one day, when she was eleven as I said, she was walking on the streets, when a man with a hood stopped in front of her and took off two knives. He threw one knife and cut off some part of her hair, then he threw his second knife and cut off another part of her hair. The girl drew some money from her pocket and gave to the man. He took the money and walked away.

Wait a second, she just got a new haircut?

Yes, but it's not the only thing, he also gave her a note.

Hmmm? So the money was for the haircut or for the note?

Both.

And what was written in the note?

"Nothing".

Nothing? Are you kidding? You are out of ideas aren't you?

No, no, "Nothing", this is what was written.

Oh, well then.

The girl took the note and read it. She-

Wait, you have to give her a name.

Hmmmm... how about Nossicha?

This is awful.

Okay... maybe Jay?

This is better.

Jay cut the note into pieces, and threw them to the ground. She pulled off a piece of pizza and walked away. She was knocking the door when... ahhh... someone opened it.

Oh wow! This is amazing! How?

How what?

How someone opened the door?

With a rocket launcher of course.

The explosion didn't kill Jay?

Yeah you're right. Someone opened the door with the handle. Jay stepped in and someone closed the door.

For what was the pizza?

Slow down, you'll understand shortly. Jay pulled out the note and gave it to a tall man with black shirt, red pants, blue eyes and dark hair. The man looked at the note for a few seconds then he said: "You can meet the boss".
- "Okay", Jay answered.
She went to another room with a desk, a lot of books, a closet and a man behind the desk. The man was brawny but he wasn't huge. He had brown short hair, and he was in a middle of writing a letter. Jay gave the pizza to the man and said: "Here is your pizza boss".
- "Thank you Jay, you served me well. Your next mission is to feed our dragon".
- "Okay boss".
- "Take this lemon, everybody knows that dragons love lemon".

Lemons?

Yes, because dragons are unbeatable.

Really? What makes them unbeatable?

Lemons.

Oh.

Jay went to the dungeon. When she entered the dungeon, she pulled off a bow and one arrow. The dragon was red and giant. She shouted: "Wake up!".
The dragon woke up. The dragon groaned lazily. But Jay was ready, she shot the arrow and hit the dragon in his neck. Th-

His whole body is a neck! It's a dragon.

-e arrow defeated the dragon, it forced the dragon to be wakeful.

But you said the dragon is unbeatable.

In chess, I meant he is unbeatable in chess.

But you said all the dragons are unbeatable! If two dragons will play chess, what will happen?

Nothing, dragons can't play chess with each other. Jay threw the lemon to the dragon's mouth. He ate the lemon quickly. Jay left the building. She was walking when...