MCU + Asgard React to ONLY Loki [Canon/Fanon]

💚|Arrival|💚

Ahem. I wouldn't go pinning the blame on Loki. 

People jumped from their seats, surprised by the voice. 

"Uh... are you some kind of A.I?" Peter cut to the chase, looking all over the ceiling - the ceiling that had the 'Creation of Adam' painting on it, but instead of God and humans and angels, blah blah blah, it was frogs becoming gay with a single touch.

I'm so glad you asked. I'm actually the person that got you here. Call me... Jess.

"What?! What kind of sorcery is this, witch?!" Odin snarled. 

It's called the power of me, my laptop, and my fucking mind, Ooooooodeeeeennn.'

Seeing his nostrils flare in anger brought a smile to Loki's neutral set face. 

You're probably wondering why I'm- why you're here.

"Obviously," Nat said under her breath, using a flashlight to scan the dark gay frog ceiling. There wasn't any speakers... or cameras... or any other recording device. She pondered the thought of whether or not it was the mist talking to them.

"Yeah, uh, Jess, why the hell did you bring us here?" Tony asked. He didn't have his suit at the moment and he felt uncomfortable. And it wasn't just because of the damned portal, but because of, you know, his past. A part of him worried that the mist was going to turn all rogue like in movies and end up killing them all.

He still had nightmares about Wanda's vision - the one with all his dead teammates - the carmine mist gave him the chills and made him feel queasy. 

You're all going to react to something... things... you know, some stuff here and there...

"About..." Frigga questioned, face polite but tense. "Whom?" 

Well, only one person and a couple of people with some cameos. We're reacting to Loki, basically. And no, you can not leave, no you can not say anything against what we're reacting to unless you are Loki Laufeyson and... uh, enjoy, I guess!

For those who didn't read the top part:

Laufey is Loki's 'mom' a.k.a 'dam.' Uses he/him, King of Jotunheim

Farbauti is Loki's 'dad' a.k.a 'sire.' Uses he/him King of Jotunheim

Helblindi is Loki's brother, as is Bylsteir.

"Loki?!" the Avengers excluding Thor hissed. The citizens of New York paled. 

The Asgardians grew silent, cursing the very name given to him by their own All-father and queen. Of all people, Loki? What use was it to react to some lazy, no good... pathetic waste of space? If anything, this was punishment from the Norns. But for what? 

"We're reacting to our Loki?" Laufey said in calm consideration. 

Helblindi and Bylsteir, Loki's biological older brothers leaned forward. "Loki? We're reacting to Loki?" 

Farbauti nodded, "It seems so. I do wonder what our boy has been doing these past few years... besides being held captive..." his crimson eyes wandered over to Frigga and Odin. He scowled, growl on his lips. "By those Asgardians."