why?

we have a bet
and i'm determined to win
now
bring me pie
dépêche-toi

👁👄👁
it's a miracle he hasn't taught you any curse words yet

HE DOESNT WANT TO
meanwhile here i am listening to reg curse in french and latin
when did you asshats learn latin?

half of the spells are latin
and etiquette class...

ah
dude
istg
if reg doesn't become an artist after he graduates
i'm killing him
he painted anka

LEMME SEEEEEEEEE

OH MY GOD THAT SO PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYand are those oil paints?

Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.

OH MY GOD THAT SO PRETTYYYYYYYYYYY
and are those oil paints?

yep
like i said
he doesn't become an artist
i'm killing him

you and me both
btw
have you seen starboy?
or my boyfriend?

hogsmeade with moony and speckles
the rest are with prongs raiding the kitchens

ah
i'm omw
tell reg to set up a canvas for me
i'm painting my one true love

pie?

pie

...

starboy💫

you my sir
are in deep guano

huh?
why?

vix wants to buy the abandoned house
the one you bought
wtf are you gonna tell her when she sees it's already been sold?

shit
ummm
idk
im there now so yeah

figured
hogsmeade
really?

hush
that's why i have moony and speckles here
to back me up

you're a dumbass
let me guess
kitchen is done?

basically the entire house is done
just a few little details left and we're golden
where is she btw

reg is distracting her dw
she's painting with him
it's a sight to see

why?

reg is cursing in french and latin
vix is trying to imitate him just to spite you

THIS IS WHY I HAVENT TAUGHT HER THE CURSES YET
MERDE

yeah yeah
put a cork in it frenchy

you're french too dumbass

i know
maintenant tais toi

you first
why am i in guano?

because you need to come up with an excuse as to why vixen should not see the listings of the house she wants

easy
✨no internet✨

✨cell reception✨
dumbass

shit
ummmm
help?

why?

because you love me

that's debatable sometimes

AIDE-MOI

okay okay
don't get your panties in a twist
my god
idk
tell her that you want to wait to really check the place out in person
or that you went ahead and checked the listings to surprise her and someone else already bought it
idk
idc
just make sure she doesn't see it

that's why i don't have the deed to the house with me

it's under who's name?

mine
but after we get married
i'm changing it to hers

good boy
now get your ass back here
AND BRING US FOOD

ughhhhhhh
WHY

TO MAKE IT BELIEVABLE THAT YOU WERE IN HOGSMEADE IDIOTE

STOP IT WITH THE INSULTS

MAKE ME

UGHHHHHH
the usual?

yep 🤠

we're ouw now
give us like an hour or so

k
AND BRING ME PIE

YES SOLIS
ILL BRING YOU PIE
MY GOD
ANYTHING ELSE?

vix wants chocolate frogs

okay
and reg and anka?

pizza and butterbeer

on it!
thanks for distracting her

anytime
idjit

HEY




translations:

1. hurry up
2. shit
3. now, shut up
4. help me
5. idiot

(sorry if they're not perfect. i used google translate because i can't speak french for shit!) 

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