why?
we have a bet
and i'm determined to win
now
bring me pie
dépêche-toi👁👄👁
it's a miracle he hasn't taught you any curse words yetHE DOESNT WANT TO
meanwhile here i am listening to reg curse in french and latin
when did you asshats learn latin?half of the spells are latin
and etiquette class...ah
dude
istg
if reg doesn't become an artist after he graduates
i'm killing him
he painted ankaLEMME SEEEEEEEEE
OH MY GOD THAT SO PRETTYYYYYYYYYYY
and are those oil paints?yep
like i said
he doesn't become an artist
i'm killing himyou and me both
btw
have you seen starboy?
or my boyfriend?hogsmeade with moony and speckles
the rest are with prongs raiding the kitchensah
i'm omw
tell reg to set up a canvas for me
i'm painting my one true lovepie?
pie
...
starboy💫
you my sir
are in deep guanohuh?
why?vix wants to buy the abandoned house
the one you bought
wtf are you gonna tell her when she sees it's already been sold?shit
ummm
idk
im there now so yeahfigured
hogsmeade
really?hush
that's why i have moony and speckles here
to back me upyou're a dumbass
let me guess
kitchen is done?basically the entire house is done
just a few little details left and we're golden
where is she btwreg is distracting her dw
she's painting with him
it's a sight to seewhy?
reg is cursing in french and latin
vix is trying to imitate him just to spite youTHIS IS WHY I HAVENT TAUGHT HER THE CURSES YET
MERDEyeah yeah
put a cork in it frenchyyou're french too dumbass
i know
maintenant tais toiyou first
why am i in guano?because you need to come up with an excuse as to why vixen should not see the listings of the house she wants
easy
✨no internet✨✨cell reception✨
dumbassshit
ummmm
help?why?
because you love me
that's debatable sometimes
AIDE-MOI
okay okay
don't get your panties in a twist
my god
idk
tell her that you want to wait to really check the place out in person
or that you went ahead and checked the listings to surprise her and someone else already bought it
idk
idc
just make sure she doesn't see itthat's why i don't have the deed to the house with me
it's under who's name?
mine
but after we get married
i'm changing it to hersgood boy
now get your ass back here
AND BRING US FOODughhhhhhh
WHYTO MAKE IT BELIEVABLE THAT YOU WERE IN HOGSMEADE IDIOTE
STOP IT WITH THE INSULTS
MAKE ME
UGHHHHHH
the usual?yep 🤠
we're ouw now
give us like an hour or sok
AND BRING ME PIEYES SOLIS
ILL BRING YOU PIE
MY GOD
ANYTHING ELSE?vix wants chocolate frogs
okay
and reg and anka?pizza and butterbeer
on it!
thanks for distracting heranytime
idjitHEY
translations:
1. hurry up
2. shit
3. now, shut up
4. help me
5. idiot(sorry if they're not perfect. i used google translate because i can't speak french for shit!)
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