[BL] Transmigrating Into The Heartthrob's Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend

Chapter 58.1 - Tastes Like Mint

[Team] Sadako Tied To The Hazelnut Tree: Who's a waste?! Do you know to read the strategy when you do an instance? It's pretty amazing for a swordsman to be able to play as badly as you.

[Team] Dragon Under Heaven: Why don't you take a look at the girl you took along? That cheap, brain-damaged thing who only knows to yingyingying?

The corners of Song Yu's lips tugged down. He raised his eyebrows and untied the 'hand in hand' bond with this stupid person. Inside the game, the little loli in green held her lamp and flew to the swordsman in white.

After the 'hand in hand' skill finished its cooldown and was used again, the little loli sat on his shoulder. There was a clear line of text above her head, 'Can I Kiss You?'.

Xie Sui's lips curved in a brief smile. What happened to staying far away?

[Team] Go Clear Monsters First: You're back?

Song Yu had been crowned with the label of 'only knows how to yingyingying' and didn't try to shirk it. His expression was indifferent as he typed.

[Team] Can I Kiss You?: He's so fierce, I'm so scared

He had the intention of disgusting that noob to death.

[Team] Can I Kiss You?: Yingyingying, this one is just noob but likes to play qaq

The group of people from No.1 High: "......"

[Team] Dragon Under Heaven: F*ck

[Team] Can I Kiss You?: His health dropped so fast. As long as there's a skill where he'll lose health, he'll go and get hit with it. This one was too busy [covers face]

[Team] Can I Kiss You?: Is it my fault? [index fingers pointing together]

[Team] Go Clear Monsters First: No, he's the noob

"......" Dragon Under Heaven wanted to curse people. But soon, the boss's eighth health bar was beaten down, and she began to go crazy. The damage from the formation exploded and he was too busy.

There was a physician on their side as well, and their main skill was a group heal. However, this physician's positioning wasn't very good and they were often entangled by the little demons, causing them to lose their cooldowns. This made that group of people instantly realize what it meant to have their health bars perform a vanishing act.

Ma Xiaoding looked at the eight of them who were basically wiped out and felt quite good about it in his heart, but he was also very worried. "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, are we done for? The boss still hasn't used her ultimate move! When her tail comes out of the lava, that's when she'll start using it."

Song Yu: "It's still early."

Following Xie Sui was much better than going with that noob. This pair of couple accounts were high-leveled, had good equipment, and explosive damage. He felt that Xie Sui's pile of messy old part-time jobs may also have included helping others play their accounts. Otherwise, why was he so good at playing games? In this kind of instance that was filled with traps, he'd never once gotten caught. He was even able to predict the timing for the boss's ultimate move, manipulating the swordsman in white to bypass the bloody rain and cut down the last of her health with his sword.

The boss roared. Her health bar was empty and huge, scarlet numbers came out before she sank back into the magma. A lot of top-notch equipment flew out.

Ma Xiaoding was almost about to smash down on his keyboard, "F*ck me! God Xie is really inhuman!"

Crazy Bloodthirsty Little Master and Dragon Under Heaven chose silence.

One of the girls from the team sent out a message.

[Team] Young Green Vines: Amazing

[Team] Young Green Vines: Swordsman big brother qwq, can I add you as a friend?

[Team] Sadako Tied To The Hazelnut Tree: ? Don't you see their couples names?

[Team] Young Green Vines: Eh? I'm sorry, I didn't realize [shy][shy] but I just want to be friends and have this big god take me along. The big sister physician on the other side shouldn't mind, right?

Ma Xiaoding: "Wow! God Xie, why is your luck in love so good no matter where you go?"

In fact, Song Yu was also lamenting this. Was this a heartthrob physique that attracted everyone?

There were some people who felt that the situation wasn't chaotic enough and kicked up a fuss, "Wow, Brother Yu, she's going after your boyfriend!"

Song Yu: "??? ......"

Xie Sui chuckled lightly from beside him.

[Team] Go Clear Monsters First: They won't mind, but they're hard to coax

[Team] Young Green Vines: Ah? Is big sister physician so petty?

[Team] Young Green Vines: qaq Then, I've been rejected. I'm hurt and want a hug

Song Yu's lips curved down. Little sister, you're going a bit overboard.

There was a hug action in the game, but it was limited to those who were already friends in the game. It was clear that she still wanted to become friends.

[Team] Young Green Vines: A hug? Just one [blink]

Song Yu briefly entered the role. If it was this account's owner herself playing, how annoyed would she be when she saw a girl act cute and spoiled towards her boyfriend right in front of her face like this?

[Team] The Next No.1 High School Grass: ...... I'm amazed. They're a match made in heaven, what are you doing acting crazy over here.

[Team] Sadako Tied To The Hazelnut Tree: Acting cute? Who can't do it?

[Team] Sadako Tied To The Hazelnut Tree: qwq Can you hug me?

After the whole group of them spoke up and messed around.

Song Yu had come up with a cute girl character profile and was laughing non-stop as he casually followed the script.

[Team] Can I Kiss You?: Hmph!!!

[Team] Can I Kiss You?: You're not allowed to hug them. You can only hug me [cry][cry]

[Team] Go Clear Monsters First: Come to my arms first

"......"

Song Yu suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Hadn't they performed this act before?

[............]

The group of people who'd been as quiet as chickens all felt like they'd eaten a pile of dog food.

[Team] Let The Heavens Make Arrangements: I'm just playing a game, why do I have to suffer this kind of torture.

[Team] kiss: Burp, I'm full.

Ma Xiaoding couldn't stop laughing. He was just about to type when the whole Internet cafe suddenly fell into darkness.

Their computer screens turned black and the lights went off.

Voices sounded from all directions in the Internet cafe, swearing and cursing.

"F*ck me! Laozi's pentakill!"

"What's going on! Why is there a sudden blackout?"

The boss spoke appeasingly from the front, "Linqing Street has been undergoing renovations recently. Maybe the construction team broke a cable. I'll go ask."

Someone shouted loudly, "How long will it take?"

Boss: "It'll take an hour or two to fix, but it might just be a tripped fuse. I'll go have a look first. Everyone, please remain calm."

1this one – he's referring to himself in third person