Chapter 1 (Fuck the prologue)

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Kate looked out of the bus window, lost in her thoughts. Until a few days earlier she was in New York city, stuck between thousands of exhausting part time jobs, but now she finally managed to  save enough money to attend her dream college, and now there she was, headed to a town that stood in the middle of nothing, except for miles and miles of wild woods. She instinctively checked her phone to see if there was any internet connection, and, thankfully, there seemed to be a decent connection even in the middle of nowhere. Somehow.

As she turned the phone off she caught a glimpse of her own reflection on the screen. She had pale skin, and two big chocolate brown eyes. Her long dark brown hair was up in two space buns. She had big ass dark circles under her eyes, maybe it was the weather, maybe it was the fact she hadn't slept in a week. Who knows. 

She sighed in relief knowing that even in college she would have been able to read cringy fanfiction on the internet, the type where eyes are described as orbs. She slumped into her seat, taking out some headphones from her bag and putting on some music, wondering why the fuck didn't she do that earlier since the trip was five hours long. 

Shortly after the bus stopped, and the driver loudly announced the station's name. Kate's heart skipped a beat, finally she would have set foot in the awesome W.E.R.E.W.O.L.F. Academy, also Known as Where Educational, Right, Erratic, Weird, Obnoxious, Lowlifes, Fuck off to Academy. She had heard about their amazing learning programs and their rich variety of majors. 

She was brought back to reality by the voice of the bus driver: "YO, YOU LITTLE GAL, GET THE FUCK OFF ME BUS I GOT WORK TO DO!" And before she could say anything she was picked up and thrown out the bus door. Gotta love the locals. She got up from the station's floor, and started looking for some signs that would point to her college's location. She quickly realized after roaming the streets for a while that she was definitely lost. That day was going very well for her. 

Suddenly she noticed a cop arguing with a lady who crashed her car trough a fence. She got closer hoping to be able to ask for directions.

"YOU CAN'T FINE ME I WILL SUE YOU" The lady looked enraged

"MAAM YOU CRASHED TROUGH A GODDAMN FENCE" The police woman looked so tired.

"I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" Fuck, she was a Karen.

"KAREN THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, YOU CANNOT DESTROY PEOPLE'S PROPERTIES BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE BEANS" Yelled once again the police woman, in tears.

Kate was kind of intimidated by the yelling, but she gathered her courage and spoke: "Uhm, excuse me?" Both of the ladies' heads snapped in her direction. 

"WHAT?!" Both of them yelled at the same time, the police woman was now straight up crying.

"I- uh... Do you know how can i get to the W.E.R.E.W.O.L.F. Academy from here?" She managed to say, ignoring the murderous glare that Karen was shooting at her.

The police woman regained her composure: "Well-"

"DO YOU LIKE BEANS, YOUNG GIRL?!" The middle aged woman grabbed Kate by her collar.

"What the FU-" Kate pushed her away, but Karen jumped on her.

"BEANS BITCH, HAS YOUR ASS EVER HEARD OF BEANS" Karen kept on screaming, but she was quickly pulled away from the poor girl by the cop.

"OK BEAN LADY THAT IS ENOUGH, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR VANDALISM AND ASSAULT, I AIN'T FORGETTING ABOUT THE ROCK YOU THREW AT NO-BEANS-JOHNNY'S HEAD" She handcuffed Karen and pushed her into her car, then she turned around to face Kate: "Hey college girl, do you need a ride, i can drop you off at the campus"

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