uwu

chapter one

ryan woke up with a start, heading to his bathroom to get ready for the first day of school. last year, he had this really cute uwu babie guy named trey in his grade, but they didn't share any classes together. today was the day to show off just in case. after getting ready, he waved bye to his milf mommy, walked to the bus stop, and stood in the august breeze. he was wearing a yellow neon nike shirt, basketball shorts, and red sneakers. his best outfit by far.
the bus arrived, and he got on alone, as usual. he was lonely, depressed, and fresh out of a hetero breakup. a seat near the back was available, so he took it reluctantly and sat at the window seat. a few stops later, ryan couldn't believe it. trey was at the fourth bus stop. trey walked down the isles seductively, stopping in front of ryan's seat. "hey cutie, can i sit here?"
"um, s-s-s-su-sure..." ryan squeaked out, embarrassed of his own words. the bus ride was mostly silent, until trey slid a piece of crumpled paper into ryan's backpack. ryan pretended not to see. as they got off the bus, trey winked and jumped down the two bus steps, disappearing into the school. ryan reached into his backpack pocket, finding a cumbled piece of paper. "uwu hey daddy call me at 000-000-6969 uwu" ryan blushed at the thought, thinking, maybe this day wasn't as bad as i thought.
walking into the school building, ryan found euan. euan always reminded ryan of the protagonist in his favorite app, my horse prince. uwu, he is so charming. "h-hey ryan! how's it going" euan said in a deep voice, intimidating ryan and making him stutter. more than usual. "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey, i-i-i-i-i-i-i'm g-g-good, h-how ar-r-r-r-r-re yo-ou?"
euan smirked, sending ryan bursting into flames and igniting the moves like jagger. one guy was enough, why two? life is so hard, owu. "sorry, i-i have to get to class soon. see you around!" ryan sprinted to the bathroom, running like the wind and not looking back. he hugged his books to his chest, pressing himself against a bathroom stall door.
"well, what do we have here?" a hot voice from the other side of the stall.
"u-u-u-um, h-hi it's uh... r-rya-"
he was cut off by max pinning him down to the bathroom wall. ugh, he's so majestic with his blue kneesocks, british accent and his sweaty bangs. wait. i like THREE GUYS!!!1!1?!1!1????? that's crazy... i might have to choose later on.
"why, i've never seen such a delectable cutie. tell me your name?" max whispered into ryan's ear.
"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it's r-r-r-r-r-ry-ryan..."
"well, ryan, you're in for a treat. meet me at the bleachers right after school. i'll be waiting~" max cooed into ryan's ear, giving him a shiver down his spine.

who do i choose now???1?11?!!?!!1?1?!?1??