The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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i am not doing a split

you wound me

anyways
continue

okay okay
so you guys were doing whatever
pads and i went up to the dorms

i don't want to know what happened after

wait no
here's the thing
it didn't happen

no rabbits?

no rabbits

thank merlin
i don't want nephews yet

asshole
anyways
and god i'm probably gonna embarrass myself rn

it's just you and me
nothing we haven't talked about before
hell
i was there the day you got your first period
nothing scares me anymore

worst herbology class ever
anyways
i tried-

huh?

dude
I TRIED

oh
Oh
OHHHHH

yeah
oh-

AND HE SAID NO!?
vix
you sure he's 100% straight?

no
he's not
and neither am i

we know

dude
but he didn't say no because of his sexuality
that has nothing to do with it

then why?

would you sleep with sunny if she was tipsy?

no

then neither would pads
HIS WORDS NOT MINE

👁👄👁
so that's why you were crying?

yes
and no

then why?

dude
he told me to take a shower
helped me change into his quidditch jumper and the sweats that i always keep there
gave me some water and aspirin to sober me up
and put finding nemo

vix
you're a five year old
and it's even worse when you're tipsy

hush
point is
he's tired of finding nemo
but he watched just because i wanted to🥺

vix-
you chose one hell of a man

👁👄👁
YOU SAID IT
I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID IT
NOW SUNNY OWES ME THREE GALLEONS
FUCK YES

what?

DUDE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE A BET
the bet was that you saying that siri was a hell of a man
whatever the context was
and guess what?
YOU SAID IT

and sunny owes you why?

because we're talking about him
if you were talking about padfoot with sunny
then i'd owe her

i hate you both

no you don't
you love us