The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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jade
look

no
you look
you have no idea what we've all been through together these past 7 years
the things we've done for each other
hell
i can kill someone and not hesitate if they ever decide to bring harm to any of them
we've all been through hell and back together
maybe you don't get the concept of finding family in your friends because you don't people who care for you the way those guys care for me and i care for them
but let me tell you, snivelus
that's a bond that runs way deeper than water and blood
so just shut up and for the love of merlin's ballsack
leave
us
alone

you're just like your brother

i'll take it as a compliment
we are identical twins yk

you're just as arrogant and narcissistic as him

really?
awww thanks
and i'm supposed to be offended how?
get over it snape
you lost your two true friends because you decided to be an asshole
all of this
is on you
so yk what?
i sure hope that james and lily get married
because i'll even livestream the entire wedding
for you to see that they are made for each other
if you were truly her friend
you'd be happy for her

how can i be happy when she's dating him?

because
she's HAPPY, snape!
as am i
after all the shit i've been through
i found someone who loves me for me
lily too
james has always loved her for who she was

so do i

BAHAHAHAHAHA
cute
real cute
if you loved lily
you wouldn't have called her the m word
just get over it for the love of god
and don't talk to me again
hell
don't even breathe in my direction
because i won't hesitate to cut your quaffles off
you crossed the line
idc thag you cursed me two years ago and i almost died
idc that you now hate my ass
but you called my brother a bastard
and that doesn't sit well with me
you crossed a line
i could get killed rn for all i cared
but NOBODY talk shit about james and gets away with it
so please
get the hell out of our lives once and for all

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lion bitch🦁❤️

transfiguration classroom
two minutes
i'm about to kill someone and i need you to talk me out of it

alone or?

alone preferably
i need my bam bam rn
not prongs

omw
minnie there?
i don't have the map

ik
i have it
she's in her office
that's why i'm here
i don't wanna walk to the seventh floor rn

how bad didi?

bad
real bad

i'm down the hall

k

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~Jade's POV~

"Put the knife down before you kill the poor lizard." James smirked walking inside and locking the door while casting silencing charms. "Hand me the knives before you slit someone's throat and then I'll have to call mum and explain to her why my dear sister killed a person at Hogwarts."