Uh- not a real Chapter, but read! its giving me ideas :)

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Okay- so for the past couple minutes,- i been wondering. Like- why kidnap me? like- honestly- was i like important or whatever- i deem my self UNWORTHY-. like really,- i honestly dont think im a child of an important person- but if my parents had something you wanted... i understand that-

"what should we do with the girl Andre?" 

wow..- voice nice and seggsc- STAY ON TRACK- but honestly, mm- i wonder how it would feel if he- OMG STOP- FOCOUS- oml- im so nasty.

I groan, honestly! i dont think my back is doing good. It feels like its just gonna crack,- wait why did they stop talking- oh, yeah i woke up-. I sit up, and open my eyes..- and im met with 7 figures, and i notice my arms tied behind my back- i must have fallen asleep lmao- that nap sucked. i revert my eyes from the rope on my hands to the captors- so i decided to say-

"hi"

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"AHAHHAHSHHSHSH WHY DID YOU SAY HI LIKES IT NORMAL"

"your weird, who just says hi after seeing they realized you have ropes on your hand"

"..."

"uh-"

"hello"

"AHAHHASHA WHY DID YOU RESPOND IDIYIT"

"well- THEY SAID HI IM NOT BEING RUDE- "


"can you guys get me boba? you guys made me drop mine"

That stopped the yelling , now they looking at you wide eyed like

bitch-the-fok-

and you gladly return the look with the 

HELLO?-im-waiting-

"Okay, ill- your our prisoner who said you to talk?!"

"nobody, but nobody also said i couldnt-"

"touche'"

"I have a question?"

"hmm?"

"can i get a perry-winkle boba?"

silence

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" WHY ARE YOU ONLY WORRYING ABOUT BOBA?"

"BECAUSE ITS GOOD-"

"YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY, AND WHAT WERE GONNA DO TO  YOU"

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"that sounded sus"
"totally"

"ikr"

"WHY ARE YOU AGREEING YOUR THE ONE WHO SAID IT"

"BCS- IM STATING AN OPINION, AND I ALSO AGREE-"

"so your gonna make me fall in love with you, and we have awesome mafia kids? i like the sound of that ngl"

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"you honestly weird"

"ik"

"but are we having mafia kids? you didnt disagree"

"uh- idk"

"so theres a chance"

they say in unison "yeah, i guess"

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"WAIT HOW'd YOU KNOW WE ARE A MAFIA? ARE YOU A SPY..?"


"what do your parents teach you?"

"death.." By me annoying them, and blabbering bullshit

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kidnapped 1 scream" BLOODY MURDER, WE KIDNAPPED A PHYSCOO AHHH"

kidnapper 2"AHHHHH tAKE HER BACK , TAKE HER BACK I SAY"

"AHAHAHAH SKMSKSKSKS" inhale, looks up at them. *WHEEEZE* 

"SKSKSKSKK I CANT- YALLL PFT- AHAHSHSHAHSHSHHSHSH"

mr. party pooper, "i smell cap, i dont think you that.."

"yeah i didnt, but i did by blabbering bullshit, and annoying them"

you smile innocently, "so can i get my boba now-

"I- I- CANT HOW DO HAVE THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BOBA RIGHT NOW"

"because, boba is delicious"

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"your right, lets get boba"

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"YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE IDIYIT- YOU SUPPOSED TO ASSERT DOMINANCE" 

"that sounded more sus than what you said before.."

"sir are you a rapist?"

"i deem you unworthy"

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"lets get boba"

"yeah"

"agreed"

"i earned it bcs i had to catch up with your fast ass"

"yeah my ass is fast at doing alot of things"

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'...'

"wow..-"

"uh"

"i meant running idiyits, so nasty"

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"hello welcome to starbucks, what can i get you?"

"perrywinkle boba, with a baguel
(insert other bobas because im lazy""

"wow.."

"can i try your boba"

"sure*sips" hands the boba

drinks the boba "WOW- THIS ACTUALLY BUSSIN"



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