tbh took the kids

nadwe took the body pillow

Nadwe: HA I'M BACK.

Nadwe: Okay where am I.

It seemed Nadwe sadly became important enough to exist again. Or maybe the authors are just simps. The world will never know.

Or maybe because it was his 5th birthday party, he finally had reasons to exist again. He had reasons for being in this story.

Nah, this is Tbh took the kids. There is no logic.

Nadwe looked around until he spotted a balloon saying "HAPPY 5TH BIRTHDAY NADWE".

Nadwe: HEY I'M 15!

Nadwe: Wait... So they ate my birthday cake without me? Idiots.

Nadwe walked over to the single gift in the corner since no one else cared enough about him. Nadwe unwrapped it. It was his Monika body pillow, that he's had for the last year.

Nadwe: THIS ISN'T EVEN A NEW GIFT THIS IS MINE. WHAT THE HECK GUYS!

Laff was crying over his broken relationship when suddenly he heard someone behind him.

Nadwe: MARRY ME!

Laff: What.

Nadwe: TO MONIKA WE LOVE EACH OTHER DEARLY!!!

Laff: Mate. That's your body pillow. And youse are only 15.

Nadwe: I DON'T CARE MARRY US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Nadwe squeaked at 100000% of his power, causing Laff to take a step back. Laff realized he had no choice but to marry Nadwe to his body pillow because Nadwe was a big idiot.

Laff: Okay, okay. But youse need to plan the wedding first.

Nadwe: OKAY!!!

Nadwe ran off to invite everyone. Everyone looked at the invitations and desided to come because maybe Tbh wouldn't eat all of the cake this time. And they didn't think Nadwe would actually get married to his body pillow.

Socks: This is stupid.

Woolfster: Yeah, I don't get why Nadwe would ever want to get married to his body pillow.

Meme: Because he's a simp for a fictional character. And adopted.

Dino: True.

Nadwe: Hey guys wanna meet my girlfriend!?

Tbh: You mean your body pillow?

Monika: Hi there~ I'm Monika! President of the literature club!

Meme: Holy crap she's real.

Blaza: And hot.

Meme: Blaza what the heck.

Monika: It's so nice to meet you all! Nadwe was saying such nice things about all of you~

Tbh: I doubt that.

Nadwe: I talked all about the one time you were actually nice to me.

Socks: April fools?

Nadwe: SO THAT WAS WHY-

Blaza: ANYWAYS UH HOW ARE YOU MONIKA?

Monika: I'm doing great! The real world is so cool!

Joocie: Wait are you like the real Monika or someone Nadwe paid money to act.

Monika: I'm the real Monika! One day I was stuck in Nadwe's body pillow and now I'm here!

Nadwe: I know isn't it swag!

Woolfster: You do know he's like... 5.

Monika: What do you mean.

Woolfster: He's 5-

Nadwe: I'M 15!!!

Woolfster: -and you're 18 if you get what I mean.

Nadwe: TECHNICALLY Monika is 3 since her game came out in 2017!

Woolfster: That means NOTHING.

Nadwe: Yeah but DDLC is meta! Fouth wall breaking! Therefore Monika is 3!

Meme: That literally doesn't make it any better.

Dino: You know what? I'm leaving.

Woolfster: Yeah... Have fun marrying your body pillow.

One by one everyone left Nadwe's wedding.

Nadwe: LAFF!

Laff: What, mate?

Nadwe: We need to start the wedding before everyone is gone!

Laff: I'm sorry mate, but everyone is gone. And I don't thinks this is a good idea.

Nadwe collapsed to the floor.

Nadwe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES EVERYONE LEAVE ME!?

Laff: Because youse act like youse are 5?

Nadwe: NO! I! DON'T! I ACT MY AGE!

Monika: Hey love! It's okay. Maybe we should wait a bit, I'm sure they'll change their minds. Your friends are nice people, I'm sure about that!

Nadwe: Okay Monika...

Monika: I love you Nadwe~

Nadwe: I love you too, Monika.

Blaza: Can we just pretend I never called Nadwe's girlfriend hot.

Meme: I caught it in 4K Blaza. You're never gonna live that down.

why am i still writing this don't i have anything better to do

credit to cade for half of the idea. i would say the better half but i don't know which half is that