23; fuck men

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daph <3

lol who needs men
not me
nope
men are a waste of
my time😐

eye

#womensupremacy

well i mean if it makes you feel any better i'm also single now🤝

ARE YIU OK
DO YIU NEED ANYTHING

NO NO IM FINE IM MORE
WORRIED ABOUT U

NO DONT BE YOU JUST GOT
BROCKEN UP WITH

IM FINE I PROMISE YOUUUU

wait who were you dating again⁉️
they were prolly a side character anyways😐

they deadass were
but alicia from the gryffindor
quidditch team

yeah no idk her🙂

ugh it's fineee anyways, sleepover⁉️⁉️

mhm i'm bringing my stash you get some fire whiskey so we can forget everything tonight yk

yuh😩

okay wait group sleepover-

yes i'll msg the group
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- contact names -
daphne greengrass- daph <3
padma patil- padsss
parvati patil- loml
lavender brown- lav brown
astoria greengrass- future milf
susan bones- suzy bones
hannah abbot- hannah banana
virgo prewett- old lady odette
atlanta prewett- you

the gays and theys only

daph <3: bestys

you: y'all have been summoned so get your asses over here so we can look like the death eater mafia or some shit

padsss: babe wha-

suzy bones: eye😐

future milf: bitch wtf

hannah banana: anyways tf do you too want

old lady odette: so mean and for what han 😐

hannah banana: shush

daph <3: so we wanna get absolutely shit faced tonight, you in or nah

you: what she said🤘

loml: fuck yeah

lav brown: i mean i'm down

future milf: let's do it then bitches

daph <3: ror in twenty mins .

you: don't make me summon you again with my mafia leader skills😋

padsss: yes ma'am 😐

suzy bones: it's literally like 17:53 it's too early for this shit and i need to study

daph <3: babe i said tonight we just gonna do dumb shit or sm until it's late enough to get shit faced

you: okay as the mafia boss i say that we have to be in the ror in half an hour ty good day
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hannah banana: HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE OF HER BODY

loml: MAD

hannah banana: IF I BET IT I AINT WEARING THE JOHNNY

future milf: ADEOLA WANNA ROLL WITH A GEEZER

daph <3: with a geez

old lady odette: IS IT ME OR THE LIFESTYLE SWEETHEART

you: ACTUALLY I DONT GIVE A SHIT

padsss: IM A RAPPER NOW MIGHT AS WELL LIVE IN IT

lav brown: RED BUZZWR RED BUZZER YALL SRE SO OIT OF FUCKING TUNEEENESMS

loml: SHUSHSUSHSISS

future milf: WE ARE DUCKINSG AMAZING BICYHASS

you: fucking lightweights i cant

daph <3; literally kinda embarrisng for themmm

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i filler cause some shit coming next chapter-

this was fun to write

happy reading x
-fran :)

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