It was a beautiful day, you could go out and do whatever shit you wanted, one of them is going to the market to buy vodka, great idea! For sure- wait.
- America, what the fuck are you doing at my FUCKING HOUSE ?! - The Russian asks a little ... nervous.
- Uh, nothing? - The American responds, looking at the refrigerator.
- GET OUT. -The biggest one says, or rather, he screams.
- Aw, why are you so stressed? Y'know I'm really good to be aro- He stops talking for a moment.
- I said. - The Russian goes to him. - Get. Out.
- Wow that was sex-
- For FUCK sake. - He takes the American by the shirt and drags him out. - you stay here.
- But-
Russia closes the door in his face, he didn't understand why he kept stalking all the time, it was strange.
- Dammit, one day i'll do it, one day!
- Just when you're dead dickhead. - Britain says, where did he come from ??
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No, i don't shipp rusame, it's just a shitty idea that i had and i tought it was funny.
Yes my humour is broken.
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