How to eat poo and pee and fart and diaria and other gruesome stuff (by my best friend)

Chapter 2 (mummy says " eat poo!!!")

Eating poo is simple, slowly take out your poo and suck on the piece of poo like eating a iceblock and eat it like a man. Mummy always says put on your shoe. Im slightly deaf so i hear eat poo. So i would always eat my poo happily. This isnt yuck. I would ask my mum if i could eat poo but she would say no. I would be very sad and then secretly eat poo. You want to learn how to pee turn the next page