Billy Stritch Smutts n Fluffs

Constapation it Billy's Place

**BILLYS POV**

I just got finished eating my 3 chocolate cum frosted cakes, 2 bags of hot chips,
16 mangos, 29 bags of grapes, 7 gallons of milk, mhmmm 5 cartons of cookie dough ice cream, 12 cartons of eyygs, 4 stretchy mhmm fabric leyygings, 2 plates of hot wings and 14 gallons of sweet tea! mhmm I was finally ready to pappa duce! I knew this was gonna be a big one, so I put on my favorite potty song mhmm "I Love You Moses" mhmm by Trisha Paytas.

I sat my tooshy on the potty..And it was almost like my bussy was stuck! l kept squealing like I was pushing out a baby!! mhmm.

"WAAA WAAA WAAAHHH WAH WAH WAHHHHH I HAVE A FACEBOOK LIVE TO FILM WHAT WILL I DO!!!!" I started to cry

Since this wasn't the first time this has happened obviously, I remembered I put in a phone next to the potty if this were to happen again!!!

I grabbed the phone and called 911!!

"911 whats your emergency"

"I- sir no thats what we ask you"

"oh yeah- WAAHHH WAHHH WAHHH WAH WAHH" I started to scream

"sir sir please calm down- WHATS YOUR EMERGENCY??"

"I AM STUCK ON THE POTTY MY SHIT WONT COME OUT OF ME HELP MMHMM QUICKKK"

"Okay sir stay calm we are sending paramedics your way."

*phone ends*

"UGH IF THESE BITCHES AREN'T HERE SOON!!" I thought to myself

2 minutes later

*BAN BANG BANG*

My door to my bathroom was knocked down and the 3 paramedics saw my hot weenier and cleanly shaved leyygs!

"Okay sir- We are gonna pick you up, and put you on this table and take you to the ER okay?" one of the paramedics said

"UGH OK JUST HURRY BITCH MHM!"
I yelled back

*At the E.R*

I was crying in the ER bed waiting for doctor to see me.

*knock knock*

FINALLY UGH

and then, my heart stopped,

"Hey, Hey I'm doctor Perry."

I instantly came all over the paper on the doctor table.

"Well someones happy to see me hehe"
Dr.Perry said.

"I-I-I-I-" is all I could manage to get out of my mouth

**DR.PERRY'S POV**

"Alright, so I'm going to put my gloves on and go up your bussy okay? Get the shit out manually." I told patient Billy

"Mm Mmm okayy..." Billy responded

I got my gloves on and my hands up
Billys bussy.

"Ooooo" I heard billy say

"Excuse me..?? I said to clearly aroused billy

"Mhmmmm nothing, daddy😉😏" Billy said

i took my hand out off his bussy, took the gloves off- BUT THERE'S SOME CACA ON MY HAND!!!

"Eat it, EAT IT BILLY" I yelled at Billy and smacked his bussy.

"My pleasure daddy perry" Billy said without phase.

He licked my FINGER aggressively and then took it and slowly put it inside his HUGE open bussy hole, in and out in and out

DAMN IT MY APPOINTMENT SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER 10 MINUTES AGO!!

*knock knock*

"Dr.Perry, your next patient is ready for you!" I heard my sexy assistant Grace say

"HIDE BILLY QUICK!!!" I said and pushed Billy under the table

And then in walked in someone I didn't expect!! Sir Paul McCartney!!

"Elo...Um this is quite embarrassing but..I accidentally got my rench stuck up my penis! Nancy's jewish and was trying to give me a at-home sircumsision, didn't go well luv..." Paul said

"Ugh- I- Okay sir, I'm gonna need you to take your underwear off and sit on the table." I said to Sir Paul McCartney.

"Alrighty" Paul said as he stripped of the table, got on and revealed his sore infected penis. I started to yank on it and then BILLY STARTED TO LICK PAULS TOES!!

*Sir Paul McCartney's POV*

"I- SIR WHAT WAS THAT?" I jumped and looked down and saw a very red rashy man kawaii eyes drooling over my toes!!

"WHO ARE YOU I-" I tried to say

"I'm LIL Billy hehe" Lil Billy said to me.

"Well I mean you don't have to stop....That felt kinda nice hehe" I said to Lil Bily

"Can I join?" Dr.Perry said to me

"Of course senpapi perry sussy backa." I responded

We all sucked each others bussys, like a train, "The Bussy Bass Station" we called it. We discharged and came everywhere!! We lost contact after that but about 4 weeks later we saw each other all again in a AIDS support group on facebook!!!