Dust: Blue, it's horrible having the literal king of Nightmares and Negativity as your boss.
Blue: O really?
Dream: BLUE YOU B***H GET BACK HERE SO I CAN WHIP YOUR A**!
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Me: *sees unh0ly image of Cream*
Me: *gets bitty cross*
Bitty cross: *T-poses*
Me: "AHHHHH!"
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Nightmare: Uncle! There's a monster under my bed!
Dream: F**k you Brother.
Nightmare: And that's where I learned to cuss.
All bad guys:...
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Carrot: If you have 6 cookies and a friend wants 3, how many do you have?
Blue: A happy friend!
Dust: 6 cookies
Me: Depends. If it's my friends, here ya go. If it's my little sister...NOPE.
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Phantom: Now repeat after me: I l-
Spooks: I love you!
Phantom: *very gay panic when he meant to say light*
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Rhys: I mixed monster energy drink with coffee and now I smell colors-
Reaper: wheeze
Rhys mentally: I see why Geno hates you so much.
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Spooks: Hey Phantom, where's my mind eraser thingy?
Phantom: Let me guess. You either accidentally witnessed HorrorLust doing the nasty, or searched up "Undertale Ships".
Spooks: ME AND SANS ARE BROTHERS-
No offense to some who ship Fontsent.
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Blue: Everyone thinks I'm cute, a cinnamon roll...and yeah. How do I look intimidating, but still look somewhat cute?
Spooks: Why did you come to me?
Also Spooks: Get a blade and hug it as if it was a stuffed animal. (WTH Spooks?!?)
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Kidnappers: We have your father!
Moonstone: Which one?
Kidnappers:...Uh, Mainly black and Teal, covered in goop, and is cussing at us?
Moonstone: Oh yeah! Don't worry about the money, just-
All bad guys: *breaks door down to save Mama Nootmare*
Stardust and Lexi: dying of laughter
(Lexi is A Cream Child, aka the next gen Meme lord)
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*insert the IT GAVE BIRTH meme with the Cream family.*
(Lexi and Roxi, twins and in their teen years, and Phoniex, the youngest looking, yet 10.)
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Error: I dare you to say "Yeet" and sound threatening.
Cross: =)
-Smol while later-
Me: Umm, why is Cross T-posing with Epic on the roof, with a catapult and screaming "YEET?"
Error: Oh sh-
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Idiot: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven~
Lust: Nah, Horror Caught me!
Idiot: Who da (no no word) is Horror-
Horror and Lust: =)
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(Dream and Nightmare switched groups)
Dream: Have you gathered everything you hate?
All bad guys: yeah?
Dream: Now throw it in here!
Dream: *points to portal leading to who knows what*
Cross: Can we keep him?
Killer: No.
-meantime-
Nightmare: Why are all of you hugging me?
Ink, Blue, Geno and Lust: You're way better than Dream
Nightmare: I just put you through a bunch of training without rest, WTH has my brother out you guys through!?!
(Should I make a book on this? It seems interesting...)
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Me: How do you tell if it's Killer and not Killer's Player?
Nightmare: Watch.
Nightmare: Hello Passive s**t
Killer: Hello father octopus
Nightmare: Killer.
Me: And how do you tell if it's Killer's Player?
Nightmare: He always says father octopus, but his player says "greetings idiot"
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Me while making this: It's the final brain cell! *music*
I seriously need answers, should I make a book where Dream leads the bad guys and Nightmare leads the Star Sanses? Yeah anyways, thanks for reading, Byee!
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Random Sans Aus stuff in one book
RandomThis was supposed to be a reaction book but... I got distracted This will also have announcements at random so don't mind when that happens Just some random randomness. Plus sheetposting. I don't type cuss words.
