The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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sister❤️
oh bunny...

then he starts saying all this stuff
he cares so much and called me love
then he said we have a connection...

blondie👯‍♀️
oh no

i thought he was different yk?

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
anyone getting pedo vibes rn?
just me?
okay

all he wanted to do was touch me, love me
he couldn't get enoughsies
he wanted to please me, squeeze me
birds and the bees me

puppy🐕🖤
full name and address
i'm also gonna need a gun

he ran his fingers through my hair and told me i'm the fairest of the fair...

sister❤️
playtime's over at some point

yeah
but then there was another guy
francis
he was working so, so hard
so he asked me to be his little piece of ass

lion bitch🦁❤️
WHAT

assistant*
autocorrect

baby black🥺🖤
continue

serous, stern and slow
gets what he wants and he won't take no...

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
no offense
but those are some lowlife assholes right there

passion in all that he touches

best black👯‍♀️
what happened?

i helped him in his office
had a duty to fulfill
he even was nice enough to let me use his favorite quill
though
i did spill ink all over the parchment
and my wrist was so tired
but i came back the next day as he required...

puppy🐕🖤
i keep adding names to the list
and nobody has told me if they have a gun or not

my moony🌙❤️
just caught up
dude
we're in hogwarts
there's no guns

lion bitch🦁❤️
didi carries knives

my moony🌙❤️
a knife is not a gun
fucking dumbass
my god

you see
i'm all he needed
he didn't need to plead
i felt the chemistry, guys
this one's legit
we had a real connection
i'm sure this time was different
right?

baby black🥺🖤
playtime's over

yeah
so i decided to take a break from boys
and you'll never guess who i met😉

puppy🐕🖤
yeah
ME

tall
large
asshole Henry
he was kinda like the supreme head of the church of england or some shit
at least he acted that way🤷🏻‍♀️

lion bitch🦁❤️
...
ykw
i'm just gonna wait for you to finish
then we'll talk

globally revered🤑
though you wouldn't know it if you took a good look at him