YOONGI
Oh it's bde?
i'm sorry I don’t get your point
Y/N
b.d.e = big dick energy
YOONGI
oh
Y/N
yeah
YOONGI
hm
Y/N
oooooo
YOONGI
...
Y/N
i-
Y/N
we need some lube here
YOONGI
Why?
YOONGI
I'm not in for a sex chat
YOONGI
Thought I'd make it clear from
the begining
Y/N
dude youre talking to a 19
yo virgin ass here
YOONGI
Okay
Y/N
but most of my jokes
are sexual inneudos anyway
YOONGI
Okay
Y/N
I'm like pi baby
YOONGI
How come
Y/N
ignoring that you didn’t mind me
calling you baby
Y/N
i'm like pi cuz im long and can
go all night babyyy oh yeahh
YOONGI
Sorry I'm half asleep so
I can't get half of what you're
telling me
Y/N
this chat is so dry that's
why i said we need lube smh
Y/N
why don't you sleep if youre
so sleepy??
YOONGI
I have insomnia
Y/N
but aren’t you on your bed?
YOONGI
I'm on my bed all day
doesn’t mean I can sleep all day
YOONGI
I feel tired a lot
I minimise my activities
whenever i can
YOONGI
But sleep usually doesn’t
come to me when I want it to
Y/N
you drink a lot of coffee
dont you??
YOONGI
How did you know
Y/N
you douse yourself in
coffee i can smell it from
here
YOONGI
...
just a few americanos
and espresso shots really
Y/N
AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU
CAN'T SLEEP
YOONGI
I'd rather die than forget caffeine
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Mix and Match | BTS
Fanfiction"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?" "The app chooses the perfect match for you." "And your point is?" "Why don't you just shut up and live that y/n life?" inspired from mystic messenger warning: mild...
