possum: CAT GET YOUR OWN JOB
Cat:*lays on the road still*
Possum:CAT ITS MY JOB TO ACT DEAD NOT YOURS
possum:*Steps in some liquid*
possum:Its a shame you spilled your red Kool-aid.
Possum:*licks up iquid* new flavor I see not bad if i say so myself
Tigerstar: It tastes like bitting your tounge muhahahahahahehehe
possum:Wut
tigerstar: Its um yea just..... good... Yea that's the word
car:*Drives up*
car: I have to agree with tigerstar My wheel love the taste of that red stuff
possum: Cat have u tried it yet
Cat:*tounge hangs out*
Tigerstar: Yea I think he has had a little to much
Possum: Im glad we found this gift even if this cat is taking my job.
Car:Wait your job is to be dead?
Possum: No to act dead
tigerstar: You idiot this cat is dead
Car:Yup i had fun runnning him over.
possum:You mean This cat is dead?
tigerstar and car: YES THE CAT IS DEAD!
possum:So that liquid is blood and not Kool-aid
possum:*starts crying* What would my mommy say
dead cat: IVE BEEN YELLING AT YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MY BODY YOU IDIOTS.
possums mom:You folks deserve to be punished*slaps all three*
possum mom:YOW CAR YOUR SO HARD
Possum:I drank blood*Pulls out a banana and shanks everyone*
firestar: Yay tigerstar is dead HALLELUJAH
possum:*Dies from heart attack*
dead cat: well atleast im safe here
Tigerstar: Hehehe
dead cat: SHIT!!!!
أنت تقرأ
Warriors spoof and randomness(Dropped)
الفكاهةThis book is where I just write stupid funny things well I try to. Just enjoy. Also some of these things are based off my clash of clans Rp clan Windclan. United we stand for a drug free windclan XD
