In-Tangled a Pillar x reader story (Discontinued)

1k✨Secial✨

First of I want to thank all of you for getting me to 1k reads and I'm sorry that I haven't been posting as much
this will basically, be a shitpost/meme chapter

Once again thanks for 1k reads
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*insert happy bird music noises*

Hiro: I HATE YOUUUUUUU!!!

Y/n: OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MOnOpoLY!!!

Gyomei: Hiro give Y/n your 200$ you landed on their property

Hiro: NO, THEIR IN JAIL, I'm not gonna give money to a criminal!

Y/n: That's not how you PLAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Giyuu: Shinobu why is Y/n and Hiro screaming?

Shinobu: Shut the fuck up Giyuu, you don't get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD!!

Y/n and Hiro: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!!

Gyomei *losing his shit*: ME TO YOU, THINK I WANTED THIS

Giyuu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*cuts to Oyakata-Sama*

Oyakata-Sama: Hi, What you all have just witnessed is the phenomenon known was 'Family Game Night'

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Y/n: Hey Hiro what's up?

Hiro: My stress levels

Y/n:.....

Hiro:......

Y/n.......you need help

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Uzui: Heyyyy Shinobu, do you wanna cover my mission

Shinobu: First of all I don't even want to cover my own mission

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Zenitsu: Sorry I can't go on the next mission, the stress is bad for the baby

Oyakata-Sama: What baby?

Zenitsu: Me

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Tanjiro: Giyuu told me that water can help solve all your problems

Hiro: Like?

Tanjiro: Wanna lose weight

Tanjiro: Want to have clear skin drink water

Tanjiro: Have enemies

Tanjiro: Drown them.....With water

Hiro: I-Imma go, ummm see ya

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Y/n *thinking*: I'm not gonna be awkward today!

Kyojuro: Hey!

Y/n: Good, thanks!

Y/n *internally*: Kill me now!

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Random Demon Slayer: You're so rude

Sanemi: Ok, and?

Random Demon Slayer: You need to be nicer!

Sanemi: How about shut up?!

Random Demon Slayer: UGH I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE HEAD OF THE ORGANIZATION!!!

Sanemi: OH BOO-HOO CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER AND DROWN IN IT!!

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Hiro: I'm gonna wing it

Mitsuri: Hiro you can't just wing it with cooking

Hiro: Y/n, did

Mitsuri: Well you see-wait what?

*Mitsuri turns and sees Y/n not even using a recipe*

Mitsuri: Y/N NO

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Random Demon Slayer: Yeah and I'm a Hashira

Hiro: No you're not

Random Demon Slayer: EXCUSE ME YES I AM

Hiro: But like-you're not

Random Demon Slayer: Oh yeah, and how would you know

Hiro: Y/N-NII/NEE

Random Demon Slayer: Like some bitch is gonna help you

Y/n: What do you need Hiro?

Hiro: Can you introduce me and you to this person *Points at Random Demon Slayer*

Y/n: ummmm sureee? Hi, I'm L/n Y/n one of the Infinity Hashira, my brother Hiro here is the other one

Random Demon Slayer:........

Hiro: Exactly, now run along

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Uzui: Wow you two look like trash, not a morning person?

Gyomei: No, Hiro and Y/n are just a 'Not waking up' kind of person'

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Y/n: Hey I always wonder, what is your favorite childhood memory?

Oyakata-Sama: My back not hurting, actually scratch it when everything didn't hurt

Y/n: Ohhhh ummm, I don't really know how to respond to that

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Hiro: knock knock

Y/n: Who's there?

Hiro: Your undying love for me

Y/n:.....Yeah that's shriveled in a dark corner

Hiro:......Fuck you

Y/n:..Mind repeating that?

It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up

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Aaaand that is all for Today hoped you liked this chapter and with that Have a good day/night

That one unstable kid
~Ace❤️💜