Eren reacts to ships!! (Inspired)

P1: Eren x levi

Waittttt....... read the story description :)) anyways STARTO!

Eren: I'm meant to be dead not alive 💀
Me: I don't give a damn, now react to this ship.

Eren: what is a shi-
Me: it's a romantic thing that people do.
Eren: ME AND CAPTAIN?!

Me: Your going to have to react to this one. It's not my opinion it's yours!

Eren: UHM, isn't captain like 40 years old?

Me: HURRY UP, or I'll put you back into the grave.

Eren: fine geez..
ok this is my opinion readers?

Me: yes go on.

Eren: My first thought about this is....
......

Me: Omg-
Eren can you stand up straight, I get it you've been in a damn grave for 3 years, but you have to be serious about this!!

Eren: okay okay!
1) basically captain will murder me and slit my throat if I tried to even kiss him.

2) he would make me clean a lot..

3) And he is old-

That's basically all I have to say about this ship.
Or whatever a ship is 😭 now put me back in the grave.

Me: no, you'll be doing more ships. And Eren respects whoever ships this.

Eren: I don't think I'll be alive after captain finds out about this.

Me: oh don't worry I'll take care of him.
(I am not a Levi hater btw)

Me: so wait confirmation,
Dislike
Like
Maybe/ both

Eren: going to have to give a dislike on this one ;-; I don't think I'm old enough, maybe I would If I was but....

I would die if I was still alive breathing.

Me: okie onto the next one!