shibayama snaps

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Shiba: AIGHT! IMMA THROW SOME HANDS!

baldie: oop little libero is mad

Kuro: calm down shibayama

Shiba: shut it roster San

✨Iwachan✨:jdxjxhsjjd ROSTER SAN!

Iwachan✨ changed Kuro to roster San

Roster San: fuck you oikawa

Owlman: don't worry I've got you kurobro

Roster San: thx bokubro

Shiba: HELLO?! IM TRYING TO FUCKING VENT HERE!

Daishou: kuguri control your boyfriend

Shiba: how about you control your hoe of a boyfriend first? Cause I'm pretty sure he was hitting on kiyoko a little while ago

Daishou: TERU!

✨the hoe✨: babe I'm sorry! It was a dare!

Daishou: ya right! Kiyoko sorry about him

Queen✌: it's fine really

Queen❤️: stay away from my girlfriend!

Queen✌: hitoka pls calm down

Queen❤: ok Shimizu 💖

Queen✌: 💖

Demonsenpai: finally shibayama snapped! Spill the tea my child!

Owl watcher: are you waiting for all your first years to snap?

Demonsenpai: yes, yes I am

Kuguri: bb tell us what's wrong

Shiba: ok so I'm walking done he street to this convenience store and then this lady walks up to me and says "hey little boy where are your parents"

Tobs: pfft I'm sorry I'm sorry

✨Iwachan✨: dkdjbsvjajbxajhshd I can't!

Kuguri: i-

Shiba: and then as I was trying to tell her I was a high schooler this really tall middle schooler walks by and she says "oh are you his older brother"

Suga: pfft

Dead man: Suga no

Suga: Suga yes!

Shiba: I turn around and low and behold my younger cousin who is three years younger then me so he's in his first year of middle school by is some how freakishly tall like tsukkishima and aone!

Futa: shhzhakwdhsbdbssjsshd I'm sorry what?!

Kuguri: ...have I been dating a middle schooler all this time...

Hiro: WAHAHAHAH KUGURI NO!

Shiba: you do realize I am yakus sucsesser and know how to use a sword and have taken three years in karate with a black belt

Kuguri:.... I did not know that and will now be stepping back and buying you meatbuns love you bb❤️

Shiba: get me some mochi to!

Kuguri: on it babe

Daishou: forget iwa Bara arms or daichis thighs shibayama is he scary one now

Demonsenpai: I have taught you well kitten

Roster San: did you buy shibayama a sword...

Demonsenpai: hey every good libero needs one! Right guys!

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