one time in kindergarten, i had a friend who had an annoying orange keychain that said "squeeze me!" it was the end of the day, and my teacher was finishing up the lesson. we were sitting on the carpet row by row, and my friend was in front of me. so, the adhd impulsive child i was, just had to do as the annoying orange keychain was literally commanding me to do; squeeze it. and so, i did. it made some noise, i think it laughed and the teacher scolded me. i remember being super sad and guilty. she hurt my freaking feelings, i just put the orange out of its misery for God's sake, woman.
