𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐃𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒, k. jacobs¹

Chapter XXII

"Oh, you fucked up," He says, trying to contain his anger as he stands up from his chair, walking over to me.

"N- Sapnap, what are you doing?" I say cautiously as I start backing up on the bed. I scan the surroundings over and over again, but can't make out what he's planning fast enough, because suddenly he's right in front of me.

Then he snatches a pillow from Karl's bed and starts aggressively hitting me with it.

"What the honk is happening right now? Oh my god," Karl's stunned and sounds out of breath.

"SAPNAP! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME OR I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!" I scream and shield my face from the pillow (which, for the record, hurts more than a normal pillow should. What the fuck are these pillows made out of? Rocks???).

"Hah, I'd like to see you try" He ridicules me and continues hitting me with the pillow.

"Wait, get in frame so chat can see what's happening," Karl says and tries to adjust his camera to show us to the stream.

"No, no, no. You'll break the twitch rules, no violence" Sapnap panics and stops hitting me as Karl quickly readjusts his camera away from us. When he's distracted I take this opportunity to get in a good hit on his upper arm with my fist.

"OUCH! What the heck?!" He yelps out in pain and grasps his arm where I hit it. "Chat, did you hear that? She hit me. You saw it, Karl, she hit my arm" Sap says, looking over at Karl.

"Literally did not, you're just lying for clickbait views" I roll my eyes and sound as convincing as possible, even though I, just a minute ago, said I was going to hit him if he didn't stop hitting me with that pillow.

"She's right, Sapnaps just lying" Karl's face is super serious as he glances at me before staring into the soul of his camera, and probably all of the chat as well.

"WHY ARE YOU TWO LYING? THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT" My brother loudly complains.

"Oh, hush now child. The adults are speaking" I wave him off and walk over to take his seat in the chair.

"Yeah Sapnap, let the adults speak," Karl says, very challenging. That's when I start cracking up. Karl must have heard the weird sounds that are escaping my mouth because he turns to look at me instead of Sapnap or his monitor for a moment.

That's when I burst into a new fit of laughter, causing him to crack up as well. The only one not laughing is Nick.

"It's not even funny. For real, not even funny" he sounds very salty, and chat picks up on it too because now they seem to be babying him.

Then Karl's phone starts ringing. I glance over to get a look at who it is, and it's Quackity, calling on facetime. "Ohhh, answer it," I say excitedly and nod my head at a speed similar to Barry Allen's.

"Okay," Karl says casually as he picks up the phone. "Hey Quackity" He then greets his friend.

"Hola mi amigo!" Quackity says, deepening his voice for the effect of it.

"Hello Quackity," I say and Karl turns the phone to me so I can wave at him.

"Ohhhh! OH OH OH OHHHH!" He laughs a bit. "Hola Mamacita" He then says and I laugh.

"Hey! I'm here too" My brother says, slightly butthurt.

"Sapnap, hello, how are you, my friend?" Quackity continues on his shenanigans.

"I'm good, I'm good. How about you Quackity?" He asks with a small smirk.

"Oh, I'm awesome because now I get to talk to your sister again," He says jokingly, deepening his voice, and laughing.

I start grinning with my teeth showing at this. These people Nick hangs out with just seem to get funnier every time I talk to them. Even Dream, and that's saying something.

"That is... so weird man" My brother comments with a frown on his face. The other three of us just laugh at his words. "What?" He looks between the stream camera, the phone, Karl, and me.

"N- nothing" Karl stutters in between laughs. "Y/n, you can be the phone holder" He speaks and looks right at me.

"What?" I laugh, not understanding whatever the fuck he's talking about.

"Yeah, you can hold up the phone so Quackity can see you or us, and we can see him" He shrugs, as of it was completely normal that someone would just be the phone holder. Of course.

"I- uh yeah, okay" I shake my head and take the phone.  "Sapnap is still on the bed tough" I comment and nod towards him.

"Right, Sapnap come over here you can sit.. uh..." Karl starts looking around for somewhere he can sit. "Uh, on the floor?"

"Sure," Nick says and walks over to sit on the floor between the chairs.

Quackity starts giggling, but then his giggles turn into a burst of laughter. "Let the party begin boys," He says dramatically.

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