𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 [𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐬.]

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲-𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝟏/𝟐.

just a chapter i made for fun for 5k!! tysm <33

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katsumi: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* were you guys born amab or afab?

ryosuke: bold of you to assume i was born at all.

kuramochi: i personally was created in a lab.

kazuya: i just straight up spawned.

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eijun, banging on the door: katsumi! open up!

katsumi: well, it all started when i was a kid...

haurichi: no, he meant-

furuya: let her finish.

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katsumi: time for plan g.

haruichi: don't you mean plan b?

katsumi: no, we tried plan b a long time ago. i had to skip over plan c due to technical difficulties.

eijun: what about plan d?

katsumi: plan d was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

haruichi: what about plan e?

katsumi: i'm hoping not to use it. satoru dies in plan e.

eijun: i like plan e.

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kuramochi: you're smiling, did something good happen?

kazuya: i can't smile just because i feel like it?

katsumi: eijun tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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katsumi: is something burning?

furuya: just my love for you.

katsumi: satoru, the toaster is on fire.

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katsumi: i'm gonna need a human skull and i can't have you ask any questions why.

ryosuke: only if you also don't ask why.

ryosuke: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.