The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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lion bitch🦁❤️
they were kinda cute tho

IN WHAT WORLD IS A SPIDER CUTE JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER!?
IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD!?

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
found peeves
he's by filch's office

blondie👯‍♀️
he's in the one place that the marauders can't go today🤡
also i found corvus
she was in the divination classroom
we're headed for the dungeons
vix what's the password?

the exact day the slytherin house was founded
nobody remembers it so you'll find the book in its usual spot
remind me to talk to salazar's portrait later
i need to trick him into telling me the password for that bloody wall

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
how do you trick salazar slytherin?

my moony 🌙❤️
by being jade amelia potter
that's how

baby black🥺🖤
i can confirm that
i witnessed it once
he was so confused it was hilarious
also
why can't you guys go to filch's office?

frank
look at the ceiling
you'll understand why...

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
jade
tell me it's fake
because knowing you
it's probably real...

it's fake
i swear it on james' nimbus
on remus' chocolate
on sirius' hair products
on peter's food
and on my knives

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
okay so it's fake
thank merlin
but how does it look so real?🤡

few youtube videos
being a marauder
and being me

baby black🥺🖤
ummm
i'm gonna need backup
myrtle's scaring me rn

ughhh
throw a book at her or some shit
she's scared of me i think
say that i'm omw

puppy🐕🖤
i've been saying that for the last fifteen minutes with reg
SHE HASNT MOVED A TRANSPARENT MUSCLE

you have a wand right?
use it

blondie👯‍♀️
sooooo many jokes rn

and i'd keep them to myself if i were you

blondie👯‍♀️
too late
corvus is scared

DAMMIT MARLENE

angel🥺❤️
minnie's by the fountain
who's in the courtyard?

my moony🌙❤️
i am
but i'm gonna yeet myself to the black lake

regulus if you start singing so help me god

baby black🥺🖤
sorry...
later?

yes

baby black🥺🖤
k
lily
can you come get us?

sister❤️
i've got my own problems rn
MINNIE IS CHASING ME NOW

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HANGING WITH US FOR SIX YEARS

sister❤️
SOMEONE GET MINNIE OFF MY TRAIL

not me
i'm hiding in the astronomy tower
sinistra hasn't noticed yet
thank merlin

wormy🐭✨
i'm by the one-eyed witch jic someone wants to rescue me🤡

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
can't
mcgonagall caught me helping you guys
i'm on the run too

so we're all just screwed huh?

baby black🥺🖤
yep
you guys are just lucky that i have free period rn
or else sirius would be cheating on you with a ghost

puppy🐕🖤
ghost rape...
not a pretty picture...
well
i now know that i'm not sleeping at all tonight🤡

if we survive that is

lion bitch🦁❤️
she caught me...
i fell down the stairs...

one down
ten to go...
good luck team

sister❤️
and may the odds be ever in our favor

blondie👯‍♀️
if we survive this
frank is asking alice out

bet

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
....
bet?

good boy
you get a bone

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i'm not your bitch jade
that's sirius

puppy🐕🖤
HEY

best black👯‍♀️
she caught me
nine to go

shit