Y/N
yes please have a full
time job being my husband instead
TAEHYUNH
and what are you gonna pay
him with? toilet paper?
Y/N
nah i'll chop up your dick
and serve it to him with ramen
YOONGI
that chat is really doing 180°
turns today
TAEHYUNG
whys everyone on my ass today
JUNGKOOK
*latches onto taehyung's ass*
JIN
anyway namjoon you were saying?
NAMJOON
It's just...
I thought I'd like being a teacher
it's been my dream but it's
not the same as I thought it
would be
YOONGI
When I was young I thought
achieving my dreams and gaining
success would be everything but
it's still not peaceful here
JIMIN
everyone thinks working in a coffee
shop is fun but people keep bringing
their cameras and film us and make
tiktoks without permission
JIMIN
at least it's better than starbucks
we dont rob people with ice water
and a pinch of coffee
Y/N
Starbucks is the epitome of
capitalism yet i find myself there
Y/N
just like buying kpop idol photo
cards like it's just a piece of photo
for 5 dollars and i be buying that
shit #CAPITALISMSUCKS
JIN
i thought i could make my
gf better but she still chooses
drugs over me
JIN
it felt good to let it out here
HOSEOK
that's heavy :( are you okay jin :(
are you okay namjoon :( jimin :(
yoongi?? :( y/n? :(
HOSEOK
i love my job as a dance instructor
but i know how it's like to miss
something in your life
JIMIN
yeah it's like youre stuck in an
endless cycle
TAEHYUNG
a dancer dies twice
once when they stop dancing
and the first death is more painful
JUNGKOOK
yall i'm the worst being a student
even 😀 and they say it's supposed
to be my best time at life 😀
Y/N
im like if this is my best then
oh hell nah with life
JUNGKOOK
someone said studying
= study+ dying and it's so crumby
like s(he) be(lie)ved BUT WHERE IS
THE LIE IN STU DYING
Y/N
pls and here im a broke ass
without a job or a life
Y/N
living with my parents on the
rent of my mental stability yoo
YOONGI
This is the first time you’ve
mentioned your parents
Y/N
yeah in fanfics tho main
girl's parents are alwaysss
missing :D
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Fanfiction"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?" "The app chooses the perfect match for you." "And your point is?" "Why don't you just shut up and live that y/n life?" inspired from mystic messenger warning: mild...
