Q: Hey Phone Guy why dont you just kick purple man in the juls?
D: Oh yea and this is also my dare~~
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Phone Guy: O.O you want me to WHAT!? No no no no no no no no no no no no I cant do that....
Dolly (author): Uh you agreed to doing this so you have to...
Phone Guy: Ahhhh man....(Glances around nervously) Uh.... O-okay. Grr I'm actually kind of excited to do this! I just know he will rape me after wards..... O.o grr.... Here goes nothing...
Vincent: (just sitting down buttering a piece of toast..... finishing buttering toast.... totally begins to admire it...)
Phone Guy: (creeps around corner and whispers to self 'Okay.... Here goes nothin') Uh, Hey Vincent!
Vincent: (turns half way in chair and smiles at Phone Guy) Yeeeeesss~ What is it mini munch~?
Phone Guy: (growls) Grrr.... Uh, I just wanted to tell you that if you stand up right now I will never NOT make you toast (crosses fingers behind back) and I will never reject you ever again....
Vincent:...(slowly stands up while cracking a big, creepy stalker smile) I knew you'd come around eventually mini mu-(totally gets interrupted by Phone Guy running up to him and kicking him in the nuts)
Every Animatronic: (begins busting out laughing)
Bonnie: (falls on the ground gripping sides) oohh~~so priceless~!
Vincent: oohhh meh balls.....mah precious baby makers (softly whines while laying on ground gripping no-no parts)
Mike: (runs into room and picks up Vincent. Carries him over to stair case. Drops Vincent down stair case)
Vincent:(begins messily summer salting down the steps) oh! Ow! aah! Oh! Ach!!! "Thud" .....ooooooww.. (whispers) I'm okay...
Foxy: (joins Bonnie on the floor trying not to die of laughter) Harharharharharharhar! The land lubber be getten' what be comin' to him!!
Phone Guy and Mike high five each other while snickering
Phone Guy: well that went better than expected! Haha! See you in the next dare
Vincent: (From a distance screams angrily) MIKE.....PHONE GUY!!!
Phone Guy: Uh....or maybe not 0.0
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