Jem was the the president of the United States of Amircia, boob was Canada.
'we cant keep doing this' jem said after a heated make out session with their hot sexy lover boob
'if mexico finds out... we'll be cancelled!" jem exclaimed
'they won't find out.' boob said. "u dumb beach i own canada. freaking canada. mexico cant do sheet to me. I OWN CANADA!" boob yelled
'boob shut the freak up about canada no one cares.' jem said
"k." boob said
then they made out again
the door thrashed open
IT WAS MEXICO!
"WHAT THE FREAK!?" mexico yelled. "IM TELLING TYE UNITED KINGDOM!"
As soon as the queen found out she died of a heart attacking and all the heirs to throne died of a stroke
as punishment boob and jem were fed to tigers by greece in a colosseum and as they died they died
soon after they suffered in hell together
