Disclaimer: I do not own any of the art. Food Wars: Shokugeki No Souma is owned by YūtoTsukuda and does not belong to me either. This is set just after the end of the fourth season.This chapter is also based off a text conversation I had with my friend. Love ya, crackhead.
The survey on who to ship Kurokiba with is still open. Please comment your opinion! Author-chan out!
Cooks on Crack
Kurokiba: hey
Kurokiba: ass pics
Isami: say what now
Kurokiba: send some ass pics
Ikumi: wtf 🤩
Hisako: WHAT?!
Kurokiba: hand the ass pics over/j
Hayama: uh
Megumi: Are you feeling okay, Kurokiba-kun? This isn't like you
Isshiki: sure! have mine for free
Hisako: Please don't.
Souma: lol he would tho
Isshiki:
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Hisako: Ah! Please don't look, Erina-sama!
Souma: ehh kinda used to it by now ngl
Isami: welp
Kurokiba: come on ppl
Kurokiba: hand em over
Hayama: ...
Ikumi: ...
Takumi: ...
Isami: ...
Kurokiba: itsajokeplsdontkillme
Megumi: Um, this really isn't like Kurokiba at all!
Souma: ...maybe I want to send some tho...
Kurokiba: 👀
Souma: want to see? 😉
Kurokiba: sure 🤠
Isami: megumi's right, since when does kurokiba use emojis?
Isshiki: OHO
Takumi: damn
Souma: enjoy 😏
Souma:
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Ikumi: lmao
Kurokiba: thank u 😌
Takumi: oh
Isami: thought so lol
Souma: LMFAOOOOOOOO
Souma: ASS PICS- U RLY THOUGHT-
Kurokiba: 🤷
Isshiki: I MEAN-
Souma: HORNEEEEE
Isshiki: NOT LIKE U HAVE ANY ROOM TO TALK
Erina: We all knew you were joking by the ellipses, Souma-kun.
Souma: did you tho 😃
Erina: Yes.
Isshiki: i bet takumi wishes he wasn't 😏
Souma:
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Isami: go to horny jail Isshiki-senpai
Alice: WTF MISS DID U STEAL MY PHONE
Alice: WHERE ARE U
Kurokiba: calm down ryo-kun! jeez!
Ikumi: ohhhh
Hayama: and there's the real kurokiba that we all know and love
Isshiki: or did u mean "that I know and love"
Megumi: That explains why Kurokiba was acting so strange! Alice stole his phone, and Kurokiba must have found hers.
Isami: lol
Alice: FUCK U GIMME MY PHONE
Kurokiba: ok ok! jeez, ryo-kun, u could be nicer abt it!
Alice: I DONT CARE FUCK U
Souma: it looks so weird seeing y'all talk with the opposite usernames
Takumi: agreed
Erina: Whatever.
Kurokiba: but like
Kurokiba: did y'all enjoy seeing ryo ask for ass pics lmao
Ikumi: well it wasn't something that u see every day
