"welcome to the lost hotline! where you can find old friends and make new ones!"
when a random app downloads on luli's phone and reunites her with old friends, what will happen?
published: february 9, 2021
final update: january 18, 2022
started: aro...
YIREN WE FOUND A CAT ON THE STREET AND ADOPTED HIM
YIREN DON'T WORRY WE WENT TO THE VET AND GOT HIM ALL HIS SHOTS AND STUFF
YANGYANG
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YANGYANG guys this is leon
NINGNING is that why when you two came home and yangyang's ridiculously huge jacket coat thing meowed?
NINGNING and when i asked what was in it yiren said "cocaine"?
YANGYANG yes
YIREN yeah
KUN i'm not mad he's cute i love him already
LULI you get more grandkids!
KUN shut up luli
LULI nah
KUN
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LUCAS oh shit he pulled out they talking stick
HENDERY wAIT before y'all fight
HENDERY 🍵 🍿
XIAOJUN lemme have some
HENDERY here everyone gets some
HENDERY 🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
HENDERY ok carry on
LULI yk what
LULI we're settling this like real grown ups
TEN *gasp*
WINWIN *gasp*
LUCAS *gasp*
XIAOJUN *gasp*
HENDERY *gasp*
YIREN *gasp*
NINGNING *gasp*
YANGYANG *𝓰𝓪𝓼𝓹*
KUN o h
LULI THAT'S RIGHT
TEN i'll go set up the console 🚶♂️
XIAOJUN LUCAS AND I ARE COMING OVER
NINGNING YIREN AND I TOO
LULI WE'RE PLAYING MARIO KART TO THE DEATH
LUCAS *gasp*
XIAOJUN *gasp*
HENDERY *gasp*
NINGNING *gasp*
YANGYANG *𝓰𝓪𝓼𝓹*
YIREN i can't stand y'all
WINWIN luli just loudly cracked her knuckles i am lowkey highkey kinda scared
WINWIN and her neck
WINWIN and her back what the fuck-
WINWIN
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WINWIN save me
𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁
"OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW."
"luli please you're gonna break the door-"
"DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE CHEEKBONE BOY???"
"oh my god luli stop banging on the door it's just mario kart."
"SHUTCHO ASS UP TEN THIS IS IMPORTANT NOW OUT OF MY WAY."
luli stormed into the house, pushing ten aside and lunging at kun, who held up a pillow in defense. winwin quickly caught her waist and held her back as yiren began to chant "fight fight fight!"
after settling down and picking their characters, luli and kun began their race, and also to yell at each other.
"PUT THAT RED SHELL DOWN."
"STOP PLANTING BANANAS IN MY PATH."
"WHO THE FUCK ARE PLAYING ISABELLE AND DONKEY KONG?"
"dammit lucas i TOLD you we should've chosen to play online so they wouldn't see our characters." ningning hissed. her and lucas wanted to sabotage kun and luli, and brought their own controls and connected them to the game. how they didn't notice, i don't know.
"it's not my fault i'm broke."
"it's all your fault you dumbfuck."
"KUN STOP THROWING GREEN SHELLS AT ME."
"SERIOUSLY WHO IS PLAYING ISABELLE."
"DID DONKEY KONG JUST BLUE SHELL ME?"
"OH MY GOD I WON."
"LUCAS WHAT THE FUCK."
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totally lost the plot midway so short chapter lmao vote pls maybe idk
