Insomniac | A Tim Drake Social Media Fic

17

OPERATION: LOVEBIRDS

Crazy blond girl
ALRIGHT EVERYONE
LETS GET TO IT
FAES ONBOARD

Me
Uhhh I never said I was on board
I still don't know what's happening
Steph just texted me a huge paragraph and put me in a group chat
I don't even know who half of these numbers are

Unknown number 1
I'm dick

Unknown number 2
Haha

Unknown number 1
That's jason

Fae changed Unknown number 1 to Dick Grayson and unknown number 2 to Jason

Jason
What no last name for me?

Me
I don't know your last name
And I cant just have the name "dick" in my phone

Unknown number 3
I am also here
I am Damian Wayne

Me
Cool cool

Fae changed Unknown number 3 to Damian Wayne

Jason
Damn I see how it is

Me
Damn you still haven't told me your last name

Crazy blond girl
ANNNDD we're already off track
Focus
Now
Fae when's your next day off

Me
Uhhhh Thursday I think
i only have 2 classes in the morning

Dick Grayson
I think timmy only has morning meetings that day

Crazy blond girl
PERFECT

Me
Wait are yall setting us up on a date?

Jason
Damn we got another bat kid over here

Me
??

Damian Wayne
Great job

Crazy blond girl
HAHA WHAT A FUNNY JOKE JASON

Me
Am i missing something here

Dick Grayson
Haha it's just an inside joke we have
We call the line of robins bat kids
Cause
Yknow
They're Batmans kids

Me
THEY ARE???

Unknown number 4
Can we get back to the point of this groupchat please?

Crazy blond girl
Yes that is a lovely idea Cass

Fae changed Unknown number 4 to Cass

Crazy blond girl
Ok
Let's get down to business
Who's able to get Tim on Thursday
I'm pretty sure he gets done around 12

Dick Grayson
I can

Crazy blond girl
Good
ok fae ill drive you over after calc

Me
can i know where it is that we're going??

Crazy blond girl
no

Damian Wayne
can i ask why todd, cain, and myself are in this groupchat?

Dick Grayson
we need to make sure a) tim doesn't find out what we're planning and b) that he gets there on time

Crazy blond girl
ok any more questions before we move on?
no?
perfect