The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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angel🥺❤️
and we lost marlene
tho she's not wrong
sirius might be the playboy of gryffindor
but zabini takes the cake😌

puppy🐕🖤
and i took that personally-
and why would i get jealous?
i trust her🤷🏻‍♂️
honestly reggie
who hurt you?

baby black🥺🖤
i don't wanna talk about it-

wormy🐭✨
oh my-

best black👯‍♀️
i'm-

puppy🐕🖤
we need to find you some ass, reg
i can help you

baby black🥺🖤
no thanks
i'm not dating your sloppy seconds

sister❤️
you guys hear that?
those were shots being fired
regulus
i'm so fucking glad you exist

best black👯‍♀️
dude!
i fucking love you

puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁
reg
i didn't fuck every single girl in this school y'know?
i have standards believe it or not
just because i talked to them don't mean i shagged them🤡

baby black🥺🖤
whatever
if i need your help i know where to find you
which is wherever jade is
you little bitch

lion bitch🦁❤️
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSS
REGULUS YOU FUCKING SAVAGE

i leave you guys alone for thirty minutes
and what do i find?
a bloody murder scene
regulus you fucking savage

my moony🌙❤️
why were you talking to zabini?
he asked for a quickie again, did he?
i'll kill him
istg-

woah woah calm down wolf boy
reg
i'll let you in
IF
you don't say shit about it to anyone
you're still a third year🤡

baby black🥺🖤
DEAL

and no substances
you're staying close to us
or else i'll drag your sorry ass back to your room faster than you can say quidditch

baby black🥺🖤
DEAL

wormy🐭✨
wait
you don't mean-
every house is invited this year!?

yes
everyone from fourth year up is invited
this year zabini and i are handling the party personally
which reminds me
sunny
how fast can you whip two cauldrons of liquid luck?

best black👯‍♀️
three days if you want it done right

perfect
crookshanks
we need the stuff

blondie👯‍♀️
already calling my guy

booze?

lion bitch🦁❤️
me and wormy will take care of it

blondie👯‍♀️
how fast do you want it?

the good ones and in three days to see how much we need

blondie👯‍♀️
twenty-five galleons
so you better have backup

zabini is already calling his guy
we need someone to spread the word

puppy🐕🖤
on it
when is it?

in a week

blondie👯‍♀️
tell zabini i got the stuff
he owes me thirty-five galleons

yeah?
he owes me sixty for helping him

sister❤️
oh so he rich rich

he's a pure-blood lils
and a zabini
they almost as rich as the malfoys

best black👯‍♀️
those two families together would put the blacks to shame

lion bitch🦁❤️
and the potters💀

ikr
anyways
prongs
tell me how much you spent on the booze and zabini will pay you back
same with you marls
and eclipse
i'll send you his number so you can text him the ingredients
he'll take care of it
we snakes take our partying very seriously
and no padfoot
no Siriusly
istg

puppy🐕🖤
🤡

best black👯‍♀️
just received it
thanks

angel🥺❤️
tomorrow we're going shopping in hogsmeade
lily
we're not taking no for an answer

sister❤️
🤡