"what—the—hell—" Clay sets his head on the table as his body shakes with laughter, Schlatt is clapping in proudness.
"this is why we can't trust the children" Techno sighs,
"its one glass" I shrugged,
"screw it, let's stop by the pub after this" Wilbur smiles,
"Birthday drinks!" Schlatt claps more,
"oh my god" Dream puts his head In his hands as he wheezes,
"Jesus take the wheel" Schlatt breathes out a laugh at the chaos.
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We walked along the streets of the small German town after leaving the restaurant, and Wilbur was leading us to the bar.
"ok before any of us drink any more, minors just don't die, and well—no one should die—just I don't want any of you blacking out in the middle of the street" Dream affirmed,
"yessir" I saluted and linked arms with Tommy.
"you're right Iris, the champagne does make me lightheaded" Ranboo giggled,
"YOU HAD ONE GLASS" she facepalmed,
"I forgot how giggly Ranboo gets when he's not sober" I smirked as we approached the pub.
"schier—ker—Feuer—stein?" I read a sign in the window,
"it's a thing where you put snow in the beer, you're supposed to drink it cold" Niki explained as we walked in, I was immediately welcomed by a fermented scent.
"does this place have unlimited bread sticks?" Tubbo smiles,
"this isn't olive garden" Tommy rolls his eyes, as Wilbur instantly skips over to the bar.
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"I see that many people die because they deem that life is not worth living and I see others that, paradoxically, get themselves killed for the ideas, the illusions that gives them a reason to live. What can be a reason to live is at the same time an excellent reason to die."
"huh?" Alex looks at me confused,
"that's what the French part in "Achilles come down" means" I stated,
"what does that even mean?" Iris leaned against the wall as we waited.
"it's an excerpt from this French book in the 40's"
"Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette, The Lancelot of the revolutionary set, I came from afar just to say Bonsoir, Tell the King Casse toi, Who's the best? C'est moi" Ranboo bobbed his head as he mumbled the lyrics.
"GANG, we have drinks" Wilbur and Schlatt walked over with a handful of bottles,
"don't we need to brown-bag it or something.." I trailed off as he group waltzed out of the pub,
"not in Germany, it's a custom to just walk around with beer" Niki shook her head.
"I love it here" Schlatt gleamed,
"im going to go live, Ranboo and Dream get out of the frame" I said out of the blue,
"you're going live on your phone?" Tommy laughed,
"yeah so chat can see you in your outfit" I said plainly,
"they're going to clip it and its going to be all over twitter and Pinterest!" Tommy whined,
"exactly!" I said as I pressed the purple Go Live! Button on my screen, "I also want them to see Me, Niki and Iris's hotness in our blazers"
"this camera quality is Poggers" I nodded as a confused chat started to arrive,
Oxtamzinxo: women in suits? <3
1800SADBOYHOURS: IS SHE STREAMING IN THE STREET?
DARTHMANDO: wtf is going on-
caught_u_simping: TECHNO CONTENT?
"chat—look at tommy's swaggy fit he's too insecure about it hype him up" I held the phone out to tommy, motioning for him to take it.
"chat I swear if I see A SINGLE screenshot of this im going to actually stop streaming for eternity"
"no you won't" I said simply.
"yeah I won't—but If any of you lot make fun of me"
"I said for chat to hype you up not bully you" I pointed out, "I really wanna eat some snow" I looked around at the slowly falling flakes around us.
"take a sip of this then down some ice" Schlatt handed me a bottle,
"can I trust you that you're not drugging me" I eyed the bottle of alcohol skeptically,
"big bro Schlatt wouldn't drug you" he ruffled my hair slightly,
a/n: I was going to make a whole 1999 joke but remembered that my brain is set on twitter logic rn so I'd probably get canceled
ALSO
I finished my beloved painting!
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Fun fact: when im painting I get ideas for writing, but my hands are dirty so I can't grab a pen and paper, so I just paint it onto my desk, and TAKE A LOOK ON WHAT I FOUND
(this was about a month ago during the kidnap arc because I didn't know whether I wanted to end the story sad or happy, I ended up going with happy)
AESTHETIC WARNING ⚠️
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