Kyle : hey
Tegan; oh no its u
Kyle ; ew its u
Tegan; hey
Kyle: hi back
I hit him
Kyle ; am for the ass last night
Tegan; no thanks thats your shitter area knowing u , u probably didn't clean your butt
Kyle ; no i didn't
Tegan; i don't get how roxy likes u
Kyle : cause I'm sexy
Tegan; u wish
Kyle ; your mean to me
Tegan; I'm sorry
Kyle ; its all jokes i know u love me
Tegan; ok
Kyle ; rox upstairs
Tegan; no tessa left so papers here so rox has gone and dropped them off she'll be here in a minute
Kyle: so u are stuck with me
Tegan ; god help me
Kyle ; I'm gonna annoy u
He pokes me
Tegan ; no have fun I'm leaving
Kyle ; where
Tegan ; for a drive cause i know as soon as Roxy gets back your gonna be jumping each others bones so i should leave now and save myself
Kyle ; ok fair enough
Tegan ; I'll see u loser
Kyle ; bye
I walk out the door getting in my car and i drive around for a while and then i get a call on Instagram
Tegan ; Daniel
Daniel : where are u
Tegan ; in the car driving
Daniel; so are u bussie
Tegan; i am not why
Daniel; come mine and hang out
Tegan : ok I'm gonna get a coffee quick do u want anything
Daniel : smoothie please
Tegan: ok
Daniel; I'll send u the address
Tegan; ok see u in a minute
Daniel; ok
I hang up and i go to the coffee shop getting coffee and smoothie and i drive to Daniels
Tegan ; smoothie
Daniel; thank u come in
I walk inside
Daniel : this my loser brother Christian, Christian tegan
Christian; hi
Tegan; hey
Daniel ; we are going to my room
Christian; ooo
Daniel; shut up its to get away from u
Christian ; or u trying to get some
He shakes his head and we go to his room
Tegan : hows the legs after yesterday
Daniel; they feel ok i literally didn't move after i got home
Tegan; lazy
Daniel; u sleep all day
Tegan; i work we spoke about this yesterday
Daniel; still u sleep all day
Tegan: what ever
Daniel ; u lazy
Tegan ; so are u
Daniel ; i know...so u know on snapchat u have the memories from last year or a few years back
Tegan: yh
Daniel; well i got a memory from when i lived in portland with my family
Tegan; what is this memory
Daniel ; i was filming my mom in my room drunk and she kicked a pile of my clothes on the floor and a condom wrapper goes flying agrees my room . And that's when my mom realised i was having sex and the look she gave me was funny
Tegan ; show me
He hands me his phone and i watch the video and i was dying of laughter
Tegan; that so is funny your mom just gives u the death glare
Daniel: she did oh god do u have any condom accidents
Tegan: umm....2 i believe
Daniel: spill
Tegan; I'll tell the least gruesome one first
Daniel: ok
Tegan: i stole my parents condoms i couldn't be bothered to pay for them so i stole them and one day i come home and my parents are fighting and over heard them saying that condoms are missing your cheating on me . And i didn't say anything cause at the time they thought i was a virgin so i left it and they carried on fighting . So i had to come clean be like I'm the one taking them
He starts laughing
Daniel ; u made your parents think one of them were cheating
Tegan ; i came clean tho
Daniel; yh ok whats the gruesome one
Tegan; my friend had sex and the guys condom came off inside her and she couldn't tell her parents or go to the doctors. And she left it a few days and she came really ill and condom started posing her . So me and my friend pulled the condom out of our friend
He jaw drops
Daniel; ok
I start laughing
Tegan ; lets just say it made our friendship very close
Daniel; u still friends with her
Tegan: yh shes coming to my birthday thing
Daniel; i don't think i could do that i just couldn't
Tegan: she was dying and her family is so strict that of they found out she would of been kicked out the house
Daniel; that is some friendship
Tegan: yh which reminds me do u wanna come to birthday thing
Daniel; what u doing
Tegan: roxy knows people who own a private island so she booked the island for a few days for my birthday . Its glamping with a few friends
Daniel; hell yh I'm in how would we get there
Tegan; a boat
Daniel: when is it
Tegan: the 21st to the 23rd of December a lot of the people i invited can't come cause its days before Christmas so if u can't come its fine
Daniel ; I'm in
Tegan; ok good I'll send u information when i know more cause roxys the planning it all I'm just inviting the people
Daniel: how many people
Tegan; 7 including me
Daniel: ok
Tegan: cause u aren't gonna know anyone u can invite someone
Daniel: no cause I'll know u and i can talk to your frineds
Tegan ; u sure cause u can
Daniel: no
Tegan; ok
Daniel: I'm looking forward to this like a private island
Tegan : i think its scary were on an island with no one but frineds and were surrounded by woods
Daniel ; could anyone elss be on island
Tegan: not unless u swim it which i don't think u can do
Daniel ; i want friends who own a private island
Tegan ; so do i like roxy give me your frineds
Daniel:literally if i had a friend who owned an island i would be there every weekend
Tegan : i would be joining u
Daniel; do u want any money towards it
Tegan: no cause theses people owned roxy favor so she got the whole trip free
Daniel; damn ok
Tegan; yh
Daniel : where can i find theses people
Tegan: i don't know i think we gotta go look for them
Daniel : tomorrow
Tegan ; sure
We both start laughing
Daniel: do u wanna watch something
Tegan : Sure
Daniel ; come
I get up sitting on his bed and he gets his laptop
Daniel ; what we watching
Tegan: i don't know
Daniel; well choose something
Tegan: u choose something
Daniel; i don't know
Tegan: are we gonna sit for like an hour trying to figure out something to watch
Daniel ; yes
Tegan; oh god
Daniel; lets just look see what there is
Tegan; ok
We look for ages for something to watch on Netflix and we just choose the office and we watch a few episodes and then daniel passes out. And i quietly get up from the bed
Daniel; where u going
Tegan; home
Daniel; ok I'll see u tomrrow
Tegan : see u tomrrow
Daniel ; get home safe
Tegan; i will bye
Daniel: mmm
I walk out
Christian; i didn't hear any action
Tegan : we watched Netflix
Christian; I'm surprised Daniel likes sleeping around
Tegan: ok
Christian: maybe he don't like u
Tegan : no he don't
Christian : i didn't mean it like that sorry
Tegan: no its ok i probably see u around
Christian; probably
Tegan: bye
Christian : bye
I walk out the door and i drive to Chipotle getting some dinner and i bumped into some guy
Tegan ; ah i am so sorry
Guy ; its ok i didn't get hurt as for u , u just head butted my shoulder i think u probably got hurt
Tegan; kinda and i bit my tongue
Guy ; ouch i hate when i bite my tongue
Tegan; its so painful
Guy ; it is
Tegan: i might of been the one who got hurt but i am sorry for going straight into u
Guy ; its all good
Tegan: ok well bye
Guy ; wait can i get your number
Tegan: i can't give my number out but i can give u my Instagram
Guy ; ok what is it
Tegan : tegancooper
Guy ; ok I'm luke by the way
Tegan; tegan as u can probably tell as i gave u my Instagram
Luke ; yh
Tegan: right bye
Luke ; bye
I walk off and i get in my car driving home
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