Roxy : goooood morning
Kyle ; wakey wakey
The jump on my bed
Tegan; i hate u both
I pull my pillow over my head
Kyle ; no
He pulls the pillow off me and he starts tickling me and i start laughing
Roxy ; come on get up we are going out for lunch cause it is the afternoon so wake up lazy
Kyle : u have 10 minutes
Tegan; ok get out
They walk out and i get out of bed getting dressed and i go to the bathroom brushing my hair and teeth and i do some makeup and i go down stairs
Roxy ; lets go
Tegan; wait the dude from yeserday dmed me
Seaveydaniel ; its the guy from yeserday before i forget can i buy u a drink today ?
Tegancooper : I'm about to go out for lunch and then I'm working tonight
Seaveydaniel : oh ok maybe tomrrow cause i know I'm gonna forget
Tegancooper : do u just wanna come out for lunch?
Seaveydaniel : i don't wanna intrude
Tegancooper ; u won't be you'll be saving me from 3rd wheeling pleaseeeee
Seaveydaniel: ok send tbe address of where your going
I send the address and me rox and kyle leave for the restaurant
kyle : that car really did a number on your face
Tegan: i know
Roxy ; it was funny to watch
Tegan; watching u split your dress was funny
Kyle ; your dress split
Roxy ; yh i desied to slut drop in that really tight pink dress and the whole side just ripped open
He starts laughing
Kyle ; of course that would happen to u
Roxy ; it was a good night untill the dress split and then she got hit
Tegan ; it was a good night in general the dress wasn't such a good thing and neither was the whole car thing cause thankfuly i didn't get to hurt much
Roxy : yh
Daniel; hi
Tegan ; hey...this is is roxy and her loser boyfriend kyle
Kyle : bitch
Tegan; suck my dick
Kyle; that's roxs job
Roxy: no her job is to suck mine
Tegan : i am sorry about this
Daniel; I've heard worse trust me u don't need to apologise
Tegan: ok
Kyle ; well hi
Roxy ; yh hi
Daniel: hi
This women comes over taking our orders
Daniel: the fries you've just orderd sound so nice
Tegan : the bacon and cheese fries are amzing
Daniel: uhh why didn't i get them
Tegan ; i don't know why didn't u
Daniel ; I'm dumb
Tegan: yh u are if u left your wallet in the car yeserday
Daniel: for u agreeing with that I'm stealing some of your fries
Tegan; u are not
Daniel; i will
Tegan; u said it
Daniel : u didn't have to agree
Tegan: well i did
Daniel: well I'm still stealing some of your fries end of
I shake my head
Daniel : I've saved u look at them
I look at roxy and kyle kissing
Tegan ; yes thank u
Daniel : they always this
Tegan : yes and it is disgusting like its bad enough when frineds kiss but cause shes my cousin its even more disgusting
Daniel ; u 2 are related
Tegan ; yes
Daniel ; if my cousin made out in front of me i would pull there heads apart and be like no
Tegan ; like this
I pull there heads apart
Tegan ; no stop shoving your tongue down each others throat
Roxy : shut up
Kyle ; save it for later were go in her room and do it front of her
Daniel ; what kiss or straight up do it front of her
Kyle ; were see in the moment
Tegan: u kiss or do anything else in my room i will go fuck your brother
Roxy ; oh
Kyle : stay the hell away from my brother
Tegan : stay the hell away from my room then
Daniel: what's the thing with the brother
Kyle ; my brother would treat her so badly then she'll moan about it then me and rox will probably argue about whos in the wrong and whos in the right .
Tegan; i wouldn't tho i was joking i would not go there with him
Kyle ; good
Roxy : she wouldn't cause she called someone cute yesterday
Tegan ; yes yes ok shut up
Kyle ; she calles everyone cute shes the biggest simp
Daniel ; ha your a simp
Tegan ; nothing wrong with being a simp
Daniel: simp
Roxy ; I'm a simp
Kyle ; a simp for me
Roxy : yes just like u are a simp for me
Kyle ; sure
Roxy : u a simp for anyone
He shrugs his shouldrs
Daniel: who knows
Kyle ; u do
Daniel: and only I'm gonna know weither I'm a simp or not
Our food then arrives and we eat and Daniel steals my fries
Roxy : stuffed
Tegan : same i just wanna sleep it off now
Kyle ; i am sleeping when we get back
Daniel; i think I'm the most stuffted
Tegan; well did steal most of my fries
Daniel; i know and i would do it again they were so nice
Tegan ; i know
Roxy ; right lets pay and sleep
Kyle ; yes
We the bill and Daniel ends up paying for my whole meal which i didn't want him doing but he did .
Daniel; right I'll see u around
Tegan: yh
Kyle ; bye
Daniel : bye
He walks off and we get in our car driving back home and i flop straight on the sofa
Kyle; sex and sleep
Roxy; move
Tegan; oh my God
They go running upstairs
Tegan; your both disgusting
I shake my head and i grab my phone going on tik tok and i spend absolutely hours on there before i had work
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