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I'm literally going to get murdered

My existence is literally a problem.

My brother, hates, with all of his being, me and his friends being friends. But, since we are, he is just really salty 90% of the time. One thing we have teamed up to do, as we should, is if any of his friends can't get ahold of him, they call me, he is terrible at answering his phone, I get a lot of calls.

So today, I was in the car with him, my phone on bluetooth, and one of his friends calls me. One of them I'm really close with, and who calls me, among the other tech people we both routinely work with, babe. Normal for us, well, apparently my amazing, salty brother, didn't know this. He also jokes around and calls me his wife, he is my husband. Again, my brother doesn't know this.

So I pick up, he sees the name, figures out who it is, and looks at me like, why is he calling you, why do you have each other's numbers. So, ignoring him, I pick up. And in all his glory, my dear husband goes, "hey babe, where are you." And I tell him, as I was on my way to somewhere he was. And my brother looks at me like wtf. And I answer. To which this man goes, "good, I need my wife here"

So now my brother is going to kill us both, and yah.