Wrong number kid...

Chapter 1: You're not Ned?

Peter

Hey Ned!

Ned?

Dude I need your help!

?

Um hello?

Who is this?

I'm not 'Ned'

Peter

Ned quit joking around It's me, Peter!

And I NEED help.

I may or may not have gotten injured

?

You gonna answer my question?

How did you even get this number?

Peter

Ned seriously -_-

Stop messing around I'm actually in pain

?

Look Peter I don't know who Ned is but I can tell you I am not him

Also, what do you mean you're injured and in pain!?

Peter

Ok you are definitely not Ned

And that's personal

And how do you know my name!?

ARE YOU A SPY!

OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIEEEE

?

1. I know your name because you said it in your first text

2. I am not a spy

3. You are not going to die

4. And did say you were in pain!?

Peter

Whatever you say Mr/Ms spy ◔_◔

And yes I did say that.

Mr/Ms spy

I'm female so Ms

And are you okay?

Peter

yUp

mY ViSioN iS nOt GeTtiNg BluRry

Ms spy

What happened!?

Peter

I may or may not have gotten shot.

Ms spy

YOU GOT WHAT!

HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET SHOT!?

Peter

Um Ms Spy if you could help me that would be very appreciated

Do you by any chance know how to treat a bullet wound?

Ms spy

HOW THE HELL DO YOU SEEM SO CALM ABOUT THIS?

But yes I do know how to treat a bullet wound

And we are discussing how you got shot in the first place after we get you sorted.

Peter

Great, um could you explain it to me then please

Ms spy

Well, you need to get the bullet out so get some tweezers and take out the bullet.

Then you wanna clean the wound.

Now you need a needle and thread to stitch up the wound.

Peter

Okay I got the bullet out but I AM NOT GOING TO STITCH MY SKIN TOGETHER!

Ms spy

Peter, you need to or you're going to suffer from blood loss

It's going to be okay

*3 minutes later*

Ms spy

Peter?

Are you okay?

PETER?!

OH MY GOD PETER ANSWER ME

*5 minutes later*

Natasha's POV:

I'm not gonna lie, I've kinda gotten attached to this kid even though I barely know anything about him, he just seems so innocent and sweet. So when he told me he had gotten shot I started to get worried, I've been trying to guide him through treating the wound but now I think he's passed out so I am freaking out. I'm going to give him 2 more minutes but if he doesn't reply I'm getting Tony to track his phone.

Peter's POV:

Taking the bullet out of my shoulder hurt like HELL and there my bathroom floor is covered in blood, thank Loki that May has a late shift tonight.

I was generally freaking out over the fact that I'd have to thread my skin together but I got over it and decided that I had to or I'd die. But Parker Luck had to strike again and I fell unconscious just as I was about to sew myself up.

*10 minutes later*

Ms spy

PETER!

ANSWER ME

PETER ANSWER ME

PETER!!

Natasha's POV:

It's been 10 minutes and Peter still hasn't answered me. I can't wait any longer, I'm going to Tony and getting him to track Peter.

Just as I was about to knock on Tony's lab door I got a notification on my phone.

It was from Peter...

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